FAUX NEWS EXCLUSIVE Pope's Sudden Death Linked to JD Vance Meeting; DHS Kristi Noem's Purse Stolen Amid Allegations of Secretary Pete

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WASHINGTON, D.C. — (Faux Noize) In a development that has left international relations experts and TikTok influencers equally baffled, Jennifer Hegseth, wife of embattled U.