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!!! Official Personnel Assessment and Professional Commendation Bulletin !!!
#hegseth All Hail Warlord Pete!
01 May 2026
11 min read
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Dispatches
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!!! Urgent Media Consolidation Professional Naming Advisory !!!
#news Consolidating all of the media with the blessings of the state?
25 Apr 2026
11 min read
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!!! Official Historical Vindication; NATO Requiem Bulletin !!!
#NATO "We will bury you," Khrushchev 1 NATO 0
24 Apr 2026
16 min read
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The Drug That's Actually Helping Veterans Got Approved Because Joe Rogan Texted the President. Sure.
#veterans At least Trump isn't advocating bleach and lights up your ass anymore...
20 Apr 2026
7 min read
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Dildos for Trump: An Opera for Mango Mussolini
#ice Do you think Trump is a dildo? So do we. Love to ICE as best we can.
18 Apr 2026
3 min read
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!!! Urgent RFK Jr. Update !!!
#rfk Measles in 2026, because why the f*ck not?
18 Apr 2026
8 min read
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Thank You, Chevron
#chevron Chevron doesn't have a publicly available email address, but Fox News does. Let them know what you think about the price of oil and the war in Iran!
16 Apr 2026
7 min read
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!!! Orban Paying CPAC with Hungarian Taxpayer Money - Not Satire !!!
#CPAC The truth is stranger than fiction. It's also frightening. This isn't something that should be forgotten overnight. - Admin ExSquid
15 Apr 2026
8 min read
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!!! HEGSETH PROTECT WOMEN IN WAR !!!
#hegseth There are two things that piss me off right now. Russian cyber bots and Christian Nationalists. Let them know what you think. - Admin ExSquid
14 Apr 2026
10 min read
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!!! Orban - Special Sorrow Edition !!!
#orban Orban is gone, illiberalism remains. The fight goes on and it's time to bring the fight home.
13 Apr 2026
9 min read
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Another Hegseth Security Breach?
#satire Hegseth's intelligence/OPSEC is as sharp as always.
12 Apr 2026
3 min read
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!!! Exclusive Conquest Announcement !!!
#satire Do Russian bot farms piss you off as much as they do me? Share this to fight fire with fire. - Admin ExSquid
12 Apr 2026
9 min read