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Satire
#trump https://www.whitehouse.gov/mediabias/ will let you report media bias to the President. Let him know what you think. - Admin ExSquid
Satire
#trump The Interior Dept. awarded a $5 million no-bid contract to gold-plate horse statues near the Lincoln Memorial for America's 250th birthday. The statues were already there. Twelve sources confirmed the gold was necessary. All twelve are at Mar-a-Lago.
Activism
By now you've probably all seen the video shared by the White House promoting their new website aliens.gov. Well, we here at Whiskey Leaks have managed to get hold of the original, unedited copy. No wonder Trump wanted this one to stay hidden.
Satire
#trump “Sources familiar with the meeting said no Cabinet secretary was ordered to buy the hat, though several appeared to understand how command climate works.”
Satire
#trump The donation will reportedly fund a section on U.S.-Japan relations, allowing visitors to learn how two great nations overcame war, built a security partnership, and eventually discovered the ancient diplomatic ritual of sliding cash into the president’s legacy waistband.
Satire
#trump Trump and Vance are fighting to bring back AMERICAN industry.
Satire
#trump Sources confirmed the sequence. The sources are at Mar-a-Lago. The flavor is mango. - Admin ExSquid
Commentary
Whiskey Leaks Radio is on the air right now, it is free, it has no sponsors, and the latest track in rotation is called "Oops, I Sharted Again."
Satire
#jillstein This is meant to piss people off, but also to make people realize what is at stake in 2028. - Admin ExSquid
Satire
#maga Join the Sunny Valley Cult, where faith is freedom and the offering plate never sleeps.
Satire
#trump The fund is expected to be named the “The President Donald J. Trump Truth and Justice Commission,” and is not satire. $1.776 Billion is the real number. - Admin ExSquid