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Trump or the Nigerian Prince?
#fakenews This is fake news. It's not exactly fake anymore. This is 2026. - Admin ExSquid
11 May 2026
11 min read
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Dispatches
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!!! White House Security Bulletin !!!
МОЛОДНАЯ ПРАВДА Official Organ of Classified Informations We Should Not Have !!! White House Information Security Bulletin !!! УАЙЛС ОТПРАВЛЯЕТ ДИРЕКТИВУ — ДИРЕКТИВА УТЕЧКА ★ WILES SENDS NO-LEAK DIRECTIVE ★ DIRECTIVE IS LEAKED
09 May 2026
11 min read
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Being in Detention is a Choice. - Not satire.
#ice Don't take your eye off the ball. - Admin ExSquid
05 May 2026
12 min read
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!!! Thanks You Warlord Hegseth !!!
#hegseth Trump and Hegseth have done more to undermine NATO in 15 months than the Soviet Union could do in 42 years. - Admin ExSquid
04 May 2026
12 min read
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!!! Official Personnel Assessment and Professional Commendation Bulletin !!!
#hegseth All Hail Warlord Pete!
01 May 2026
11 min read
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!!! Urgent Media Consolidation Professional Naming Advisory !!!
#news Consolidating all of the media with the blessings of the state?
25 Apr 2026
11 min read
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!!! Official Historical Vindication; NATO Requiem Bulletin !!!
#NATO "We will bury you," Khrushchev 1 NATO 0
24 Apr 2026
16 min read
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The Drug That's Actually Helping Veterans Got Approved Because Joe Rogan Texted the President. Sure.
#veterans At least Trump isn't advocating bleach and lights up your ass anymore...
20 Apr 2026
7 min read
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Dildos for Trump: An Opera for Mango Mussolini
#ice Do you think Trump is a dildo? So do we. Love to ICE as best we can.
18 Apr 2026
3 min read
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!!! Urgent RFK Jr. Update !!!
#rfk Measles in 2026, because why the f*ck not?
18 Apr 2026
8 min read
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Thank You, Chevron
#chevron Chevron doesn't have a publicly available email address, but Fox News does. Let them know what you think about the price of oil and the war in Iran!
16 Apr 2026
7 min read
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!!! Orban Paying CPAC with Hungarian Taxpayer Money - Not Satire !!!
#CPAC The truth is stranger than fiction. It's also frightening. This isn't something that should be forgotten overnight. - Admin ExSquid
15 Apr 2026
8 min read