Satire

Satire

Beaverton Demands One Piece of Paper Government

#commonsense Beaverton proposes simple budget for simple folks.

01 Jul 2026 6 min read

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Cleetus Beaverton for Lieutenant Governor - NC (R)

#2026 Beaverton for Lt. Governor, Second in Command. First in Common Sense

30 Jun 2026 7 min read

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Great Russian Cyber Success

#russia Our OPSEC is atrocious on Trump's watch. - Admin ExSquid

28 Jun 2026 9 min read

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Introducing Swamp Ass by Trump

#trump For those about to grift, we salute you. - Admin ExSquid

23 Jun 2026 6 min read

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INTRODUCING GASOLINE PLUS™

#grift INTRODUCING GASOLINE PLUS™ For just $4.26 per gallon, unlock premium access to your existing commute. Upgrade to Gasoline Plus Patriot Reserve for surge pricing, strategic uncertainty, and exclusive geopolitical volatility delivered directly to your tank.

15 Jun 2026 12 min read

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This was leaked by the White House

#trump https://www.whitehouse.gov/mediabias/ will let you report media bias to the President. Let him know what you think. - Admin ExSquid

09 Jun 2026 8 min read

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$5 million no-bid contract to gold-plate horse statues near the Lincoln Memorial

#trump The Interior Dept. awarded a $5 million no-bid contract to gold-plate horse statues near the Lincoln Memorial for America's 250th birthday. The statues were already there. Twelve sources confirmed the gold was necessary. All twelve are at Mar-a-Lago.

30 May 2026 10 min read

Activism

Uncovered: Uncut version of Aliens.gov promotional video...

By now you've probably all seen the video shared by the White House promoting their new website aliens.gov. Well, we here at Whiskey Leaks have managed to get hold of the original, unedited copy. No wonder Trump wanted this one to stay hidden.

29 May 2026 1 min read

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White House Displays Trump Store Hats at Cabinet Meeting Because Apparently the Republic Needed a Merch Table

#trump “Sources familiar with the meeting said no Cabinet secretary was ordered to buy the hat, though several appeared to understand how command climate works.”

28 May 2026 12 min read

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MAGA Base Relieved to Learn Foreign Money Only Bad When It Has an Accent They Were Told to Fear

#trump The donation will reportedly fund a section on U.S.-Japan relations, allowing visitors to learn how two great nations overcame war, built a security partnership, and eventually discovered the ancient diplomatic ritual of sliding cash into the president’s legacy waistband.

23 May 2026 12 min read

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Vance Credits Trump For Manufacturing Comeback As Factory Jobs Continue Their Patriotic Retreat

#trump Trump and Vance are fighting to bring back AMERICAN industry.

21 May 2026 12 min read

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A Tobacco Company Gave MAGA $5 Million. Then the President Called the FDA About Mango Vapes. Correlation Unclear.

#trump Sources confirmed the sequence. The sources are at Mar-a-Lago. The flavor is mango. - Admin ExSquid

21 May 2026 10 min read