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2026 U.S. General Election Countdown & Voter Registration Guide

Countdown to the 2026 U.S. general election on November 3. Learn how to register to vote, verify your voter status, find official state registration deadlines, and access trusted resources through Vote.gov and the U.S. Election Assistance Commission.

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