Resist fascism and authoritarian rule.
Satire
#satire According to very respected Western outlet BBC, White House of Premier Trump is changing sanctions and tariffs around Russian oil, making more barrels go to market but also making world markets dance like drunk cosmonaut.
Satire
#satire Premier Trump with great success! We salute him.
Satire
"President Vladimir Putin has reportedly dispatched a fleet of MiG-69 "Medical Angels" to Tehran to airlift Iran's freshly minted Supreme Leader, Mojtaba Khamenei, for what sources call "top-secret leg surgery."
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Daily News
Trump’s Iran war enters week two with toxic black rain over Tehran, an “emergency” bomb flash sale that sidelines Congress, 25% tariff tantrums at anyone trading with Iran, and DHS swapping dog‑killer Noem for Mullin on the same brutal deportation machine.
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#Iran We, the Staff of the Whiskey Leaks Team, would like to take this opportunity to help out a few groups in need in this stressful time.
Despite their pleasant sounds, the nice words are not friendly. They are not meant to soften hard problems so that they can be solved. They are meant to
Activism
Tell Ron Johnson to get off his ass and stop blocking the Star Act.
Daily News
Ding dong, the wicked Noem is gone. Trump cuts loose his dog‑shooting DHS secretary, ending her VP dreams and political future in one shove down the stairs, while his brutal deportation machine keeps grinding on without its failed cowgirl mascot.
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Trump’s latest “official” Mar‑a‑Lago photos turn the ballroom into a live‑action security breach, casually exposing sensitive briefings in the background while Pete “Whiskey Leaks” Hegseth’s war‑plan Signal chats loom as the spiritual prequel.
Satire
Fight for Lindsey Graham! He won't fight, but you will. Haunted by his own skeletons, he craves distant wars. Enlist now—strike random nations for his redemption. Nudge nudge, wink wink.
Activism
Casey Means’ Surgeon General nomination is a raw milk, anti-vax disaster in HELP Committee. No MD experience, questions vaccines & birth control—endangers women/kids. Copy letter below, contact YOUR senators NOW. Get off asses, fight for real public health! Oppose her confirmation.