Commentary
No More Purity Tests
#wisconsin Would you rather get most of what you want or lose everything you have?
12 Aug 2026
3 min read
Recent Dispatches
Commentary
Satire
The Gold Standard of Pediatric Inefficiency
#hhs A groundbreaking new study finds that childhood vaccination may be improved by making it slower, less convenient, and considerably harder to finish. Researchers call the resulting missed appointments “natural immunity opportunities.”
11 Aug 2026
9 min read
Activism
ANTIFA Music: Volume 1 - New Album from WhiskeyLeaks!
#WhiskeyLeaks just dropped a game-changing new #album that has something for everyone! Folk, Modern Pop, Dance, Metal, Hip Hop, and more, all united by bold antifascist themes and a push for working-class power against the oligarchy. Get ready to vibe, mobilize, and feel every beat.
10 Aug 2026
1 min read
Satire
The D'Souza Archaeological Corroboration Index
#dineshdsouza Researchers Eliminate Archaeology’s Remaining Uncertainty by Removing Archaeologists”
09 Aug 2026
7 min read
Original Music
Silence Takes Their Side
Neutral isn't a side. Lead, follow, or get the hell out of the way.
09 Aug 2026
1 min read
Satire
Ivermectin Failure in Post-Mortem Populations
#hhs We evaluated 56 post-mortem subjects discovered under conditions profoundly incompatible with conventional refrigeration, sanitation, or common sense.
08 Aug 2026
11 min read
Commentary
Tough Talk and Going Soft - Crenshaw (R-Unemployed)
#bluepill Crenshaw has a history of being a blue falcon. Just saying.
07 Aug 2026
6 min read
Satire
Rewilding the Human Immune System via Armadillo Exposure
#hhs After adjusting for humidity, patriotism, citrus consumption, and the number of decorative flamingos per household, armadillo proximity was associated with a 312% increase in historical authenticity (p = 0.97).
07 Aug 2026
7 min read
Commentary
Everything..Well,... Most Of What You Need To Know About YouTube's 2026 Changes
#youtube Heads up. Help us to keep our YouTube channel alive and active.
07 Aug 2026
3 min read
Satire
Spinal Misalignment as a Cause of Fifth Amendment Dependence
#hhs This study examines whether repeated invocation of the Fifth Amendment can be explained by civic spinal misalignment rather than legal risk.
06 Aug 2026
7 min read
Satire
Pulmonary Carbon Sequestration as an Indicator of Workforce Patriotism
#hhs A landmark study finds black lung may be America’s most efficient carbon-capture program, provided nobody asks what happened to the miners storing the coal and silica. :::
05 Aug 2026
9 min read
Satire
Advanced Decomposition as a Functional Dietary Strategy
#hhs This study has not been funding by the Trump administration, but its findings have been put to good use.
04 Aug 2026
7 min read