Commentary
No Shave Chits are the New Enemy: Hegseth
Hegseth and his continued policies of Christian nationalism and incompetence are on full display this week.
29 Oct 2025
2 min read
Charles U. Farley
Their Dispatches
350 posts
Commentary
Satire
HHS NEVER SAID ANYTHING ABOUT TYLENOL AND IVERMECTIN. WHY?
Tylenol and Ivermectin: Report - You can't tell if this is satire or fact, can you?
28 Oct 2025
2 min read
Satire
Tucker Carlson Declares Putin "Most Popular Leader" – Naturally, We All Agree!
Is it satire? No, not really.
28 Oct 2025
2 min read
Activism
Introducing Students for Science
Join us to learn how you can help empower students to hold a test tube 🧪 in one hand and a microphone 🎤 in the other.
27 Oct 2025
1 min read
Activism
Whistle‑While‑They’re Watching: A Non‑Violent Way to Push Back on ICE and Guard Patrols
How'd you like to welcome the National Guard and ICE patrols to your neighborhood? Here's how you do it.
25 Oct 2025
2 min read
Satire
Justice at Last — President Trump Frees Heroic Victim George Santos
We're just asking questions about Mr. Santos. We believe his donations to Mr. Trump were patriotic in nature.
18 Oct 2025
2 min read
Activism
Take a Stand:
It is this overwhelming unanimous support for the vision our The Founders and our interest in preserving what remains, that makes our unity IMPREGNABLE.
18 Oct 2025
1 min read
Satire
NAMBLA to endorse MAGA: Some random guy on the internet said so.
In a bold move no one asked for, the North American Man Boy Love Association (NAMBLA) announced today its “patriotic partnership” with the MAGA wing of the Republican
17 Oct 2025
1 min read
Satire
Ohio Congressman Dave Taylor Apologizes For Swastika Incident, Claims It Was “History Homework That Got Out of Hand”
In what experts are calling “a new low bar that somehow keeps getting lower,” Ohio Republican Representative Dave Taylor held a press conference Wednesday to apologize for being
16 Oct 2025
1 min read
Satire
If you would like to speak with ICE in person, we have a few ideas. This is also satire, but hey, we're not babysitters.
If you have nothing better to do, share a laugh with an ICE agent. This is satire. Really.
13 Oct 2025
2 min read
Commentary
Qatar granted permanent military presence in Idaho
We demand answers. We demand to know what Qatar has on Donald Trump!
10 Oct 2025
1 min read
Satire