Charles U. Farley

Activism

Senator Ron Johnson of Wisconsin is blocking the Star Act - Let him know how you feel

Tell Ron Johnson to get off his ass and stop blocking the Star Act.

08 Mar 2026 3 min read

Satire

Enlist Now: The Battle Cry for Lindsey's Honor

Fight for Lindsey Graham! He won't fight, but you will. Haunted by his own skeletons, he craves distant wars. Enlist now—strike random nations for his redemption. Nudge nudge, wink wink.

02 Mar 2026 2 min read

Activism

Want to make the Senate's life miserable and stop a quack from endangering public health?

Casey Means’ Surgeon General nomination is a raw milk, anti-vax disaster in HELP Committee. No MD experience, questions vaccines & birth control—endangers women/kids. Copy letter below, contact YOUR senators NOW. Get off asses, fight for real public health! Oppose her confirmation.

28 Feb 2026 2 min read

Satire

Breaking: DNA Drama or Gacy Gimmick? JD Vance’s “Family Ties” Spark Outrage

Leaked photos spark wild claim: VP JD Vance is John Wayne Gacy’s secret son! Jawline matches fuel memes, despite geneticist Dr. Emily Wilson’s debunk: “Amateur hour.” But in 2026, deepfakes rule, but who cares? White House snores as Vance eyes Hillbilly Elegy 2: Crawl Space.

25 Feb 2026 1 min read

Satire

GREENLAND — CONFUSED BY U.S. NAVY DELIVERY OF NOTHING BUT MOTRIN, WATER, AND FRESH SOCKS

Residents of Greenland were left puzzled this morning after the arrival of a U.S. Navy Support Ship bearing what officials described as “standard humanitarian supplies,” consisting entirely of ibuprofen tablets, bottled water, and neatly rolled pairs of socks.

23 Feb 2026 1 min read

Activism

Veterans Under Attack: Stop the VA’s Disability Cut Rule Now

The VA just dropped a bombshell interim final rule that threatens to gut disability benefits for over 6 million veterans.

17 Feb 2026 2 min read

Satire

URGENT UPDATE — Fuentes’ “Breeding Gulags” Rant Fuels Fears of Total Mental Detachment

Methinks the gentleman Nick Fuentes doth protest too much—raging for “breeding gulags” to ship off women? Pink straitjacket awaits in your shabby padded cell, sir. Hatching dystopian dreams? Time for pillow forts and a reality check. Tra la la, Nicky.

13 Feb 2026 1 min read

Satire

EXCEPTIONAL OPPORTUNITY! BECOME HERO OF GREAT RUSSIA 🌟

President Vladimir V. Putin offers USD $47,000,000 for neutrality—sit on sidelines, watch victory in Ukraine. Recruits for Great Russian Army: Send name, bank details, boot size, camo pattern urgently!

12 Feb 2026 1 min read

Activism

Demand Accountability: Impeach DHS Secretary Kristi Noem for ICE’s Reign of Unlawful Violence

🚨 ICE under Kristi Noem: 30+ detention deaths in 2025, warrantless raids, fatal shootings like Alex Pretti & Renee Good. Impeachment articles filed. Nuremberg law rejects “just following orders.” Veterans demand Congress act NOW: Remove Noem, end the terror!

27 Jan 2026 3 min read

Commentary

Enough! SA Brownshirts vs. Today’s ICE

The Sturmabteilung (SA), or Brownshirts, were Nazi Germany’s street thugs. Comparing them to ICE reveals uncomfortable parallels in intimidation tactics.

24 Jan 2026 1 min read

Commentary

Enough with the Purity Tests

We’re in a fight for our lives against Donald Trump and his authoritarian machine, yet some of us waste precious energy devouring our own over ideological nitpicks. Wake up: Trump is the real threat, not the flawed warrior in the trenches beside you.

24 Jan 2026 2 min read

Activism

National Day of Action: How to Visit Your Local Congressional Office Effectively

We’re asking everyone to visit your Congressional Representative’s local office — not the one in Washington, D.C. Every representative has an open-door policy for constituents in at least one local office.

20 Jan 2026 3 min read