Whiskey Leaks

Trump Very Nice.

#trump Premier Trump wants a massive Belarusian potash deal. Lukashenko is delighted. Yuri checks the ledger. Then he checks the other page.

23 Sep 2026 3 min read

Satire

Faith Based Reclassification of Weather

#trump The authors oppose evidence that requires public investment. This has had no influence on their findings, because the findings came first.

23 Sep 2026 6 min read

Original Music

The Price Never Changes - Whiskey Leaks Music

#resist Vigilance is cheaper than regret.

21 Sep 2026 1 min read

Commentary

#bluepill Consenting adults deserve privacy. Abuse of authority deserves scrutiny. Sexual coercion and assault deserve zero excuses. And if you publicly preach a moral standard, don't act shocked when somebody remembers what you said.

21 Sep 2026 6 min read

Activism 👻

GOTV 2026

#gotv Get your ass off the bench and get in the game. - Admin ExSquid

19 Sep 2026 6 min read

Commentary

Tate, the Alpha, Would Like to Speak to a Manager

#bluepill Fix the conditions. Keep the scrutiny. Give young men a better standard: develop your mind, train your body, keep your word, and take responsibility. Earn respect through what you do.

18 Sep 2026 8 min read

Satire

The Cannidy Rogaine Protocol for Administrative Reduction of Measles Mortality

#hhs “Where conventional epidemiology asks what caused the death, the Cannidy-Rogaine protocol asks whether the death can be made less administratively inconvenient.”

17 Sep 2026 10 min read

Satire

Decentralized Gastrointestinal Governance

#hhs Cannidy recommends that future foodborne outbreaks be managed by withholding definitive guidance until restaurants, customers, social media users, and the parasite itself reach a working consensus.

14 Sep 2026 11 min read

Commentary

Trump’s $5,000 Midterm ‘Freedom Check’: Socialism Is Bad Until It Comes With a Ballot

A $5,000 midterm “freedom check” may briefly help Americans drowning in rent, debt, groceries, and medical bills—while the same politicians call healthcare socialism. Apparently government money is tyranny only when it lasts longer than Election Day.

12 Sep 2026 4 min read