Satire
Trump Appoints Loyal Sycophant to the Fed
#trump What's good for business is good for us all. - Admin ExSquid
14 May 2026
10 min read
Recent Dispatches
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"Fake Balls" - Because why the f*ck not?
#trump "Fake Balls" - Whiskey Leaks 1 Trump 0 - Admin ExSquid
14 May 2026
2 min read
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Grifted To You By Melania
#satire - This stuff writes itself these days. - Admin ExSquid
13 May 2026
14 min read
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Commentary
“It will be mine. Oh yes. It will be mine.” - Whoops, wrong Gen X Reference...
#bluepill Practicality is not surrender. Adulthood is not emasculation.
12 May 2026
4 min read
Satire
Trump or the Nigerian Prince?
#fakenews This is fake news. It's not exactly fake anymore. This is 2026. - Admin ExSquid
11 May 2026
11 min read
Commentary
UPDATE: New Footage of White House Correspondents' Dinner Incident Brings More Questions than Answers
This warrants a closer look as some discussion. We have...questions, after seeing this high-quality footage of the incident. We will be updating this post as we have more time to analyze and discuss. Stay tuned for our take...
11 May 2026
4 min read
Commentary
Hegseth's Public Feuding is The Result of a Narcissistic Wound. - Not an "Alpha Male's" Best Look
#bluepill Real authority does not need to act drunk on its own importance. - Admin ExSquid
11 May 2026
8 min read
Commentary
Out With The Old - In With The New: Let's Get Rid Of The Patriarchy
#bluepill A theory that explains everything eventually explains nothing. - Admin ExSquid
10 May 2026
9 min read
Satire
!!! White House Security Bulletin !!!
МОЛОДНАЯ ПРАВДА Official Organ of Classified Informations We Should Not Have !!! White House Information Security Bulletin !!! УАЙЛС ОТПРАВЛЯЕТ ДИРЕКТИВУ — ДИРЕКТИВА УТЕЧКА ★ WILES SENDS NO-LEAK DIRECTIVE ★ DIRECTIVE IS LEAKED
09 May 2026
11 min read
Commentary
Remember Scoop Jackson?
#bluepill The left does not need to become soft to be decent. It does not need to become cruel to be strong.
09 May 2026
7 min read
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Minding Your Own F*cking Business Is An Alpha Move
#bluepill A man who needs to police a stranger's body to feel like a man is not strong. He is threatened. - Admin ExSquid
08 May 2026
6 min read