Satire

!!! Urgent Media Consolidation Professional Naming Advisory !!!

#news Consolidating all of the media with the blessings of the state?

25 Apr 2026 11 min read

Daily News

Doctored, Doctor, and the Asylum Asylum: Trump vs. the English Language

Trump says his AI Jesus pic was really him as a “doctor,” confuses asylum seekers with people from insane asylums, and keeps turning staff briefings into weaponized word salad. The Daily Schtick translates whatever the hell is happening between his ears and the mic.

25 Apr 2026 3 min read

Satire

!!! Official Historical Vindication; NATO Requiem Bulletin !!!

#NATO "We will bury you," Khrushchev 1 NATO 0

24 Apr 2026 16 min read

music

Kingdom of Noise: Whiskey Leaks Radio Is On the Air (And We're Not Turning It Down)

Welcome to Whiskey Leaks Music — the only radio station where the playlist doubles as a resistance briefing. All satire. All parody. All of it aimed squarely at the clowns currently running the circus. And yes, it slaps.

23 Apr 2026 1 min read

Commentary

Further Down the Red Pill vs Blue Pill Bullshit Dichotomy

#bluepillmasculinity Do you want to be manipulated by a story that flatters your worst instincts, or do you want to become the kind of man who earns his place without needing that story in the first place? - Admin ExSquid

22 Apr 2026 4 min read

Commentary

Hegseth Drops Mandatory Flu Vaccinations

#hegseth Pete is continuing his 4th term abortion practices by waging a Christian jihad against medicine. Thanks, Pete.

21 Apr 2026 2 min read

Daily News

Inside the Dark World Teaching Men to Harm Women—and Why Women Feel Safer with a Bear

Women keep saying they’d rather face a bear than a man—and the internet keeps proving them right. From online “training” networks to viral knife-attack videos, we’ve normalized men rehearsing violence while women are told they’re overreacting.

20 Apr 2026 5 min read

Commentary

Online Rape Academies? Enough. It's time to reset the paradigm.

#sonsofliberty Just when you've seen it all, online rape academies are in the news. Enough. This is the time to push back and reclaim masculinity. You aren't a pussy if you're a decent human being.

20 Apr 2026 5 min read

Satire

The Drug That's Actually Helping Veterans Got Approved Because Joe Rogan Texted the President. Sure.

#veterans At least Trump isn't advocating bleach and lights up your ass anymore...

20 Apr 2026 7 min read

Commentary

Military preparedness and climate change

Whether you're a war hawk or pacifist, this is how the U.S. operates, and it has given us the ability to project power in the Asian theater and allow maritime shipping for the past 85yrs, which has allowed commerce on a global scale to thrive.

19 Apr 2026 3 min read

Satire

Dildos for Trump: An Opera for Mango Mussolini

#ice Do you think Trump is a dildo? So do we. Love to ICE as best we can.

18 Apr 2026 3 min read

Satire

!!! Urgent RFK Jr. Update !!!

#rfk Measles in 2026, because why the f*ck not?

18 Apr 2026 8 min read