Satire
!!! ORBAN NOT ATTACKED BY BELARUS - BOMB REALLY LOVE LETTER FROM PUTIN !!!
#ORBAN !!! ANTI GAY RIGHTS HERO DOTH PROTEST TOO MUCH !!!
05 Apr 2026
9 min read
Recent Dispatches
Satire
Daily News
HOLY WAR, BRO: How Pete Hegseth Turned the Pentagon Into a Megachurch, Ghosted the Catholics, and Accidentally Recreated a 1930s History Lesson Nobody Wanted
Satirical analysis of Pete Hegseth’s “holy war” rhetoric, Christian nationalism, and Pentagon worship services, exploring how Catholics were courted for votes then sidelined, plus echoes of Nazi-era church co‑option and cuts to non-Christian military chaplains.
05 Apr 2026
6 min read
Satire
!!! SPECIAL COMMEMORATIVE ENERGY POLICY BULLETIN !!!
#satire Why stop buying car from man who want to kill you, when you can also bomb the car factory, then buy the car anyway at higher price from man who is now more angry?
03 Apr 2026
10 min read
Commentary
Commentary
!!! AREA MAN TRAINING JAW. ROMANS ALSO HAD JAW. DEVELOPING !!!
A new account has emerged on X, the social media platform formerly known as Twitter and currently known as a place where this sort of thing happens, warning the men of America that their jaws are, to use the technical term, embarrassingly soft.
31 Mar 2026
2 min read
Satire
!!! LUKASHENKO RAGES AS TRUMP ATTACKS USMC; MONTHS OF PLANNING WASTED !!!
#satire Lukashenko congratulate Premier Trump. Trump attack Marines. Lukashenko eat Crayon.
31 Mar 2026
8 min read
Satire
Leave Lindsey Alone!
#satire Even Lindsey Graham needs a break from the troubles that he's helped to create. Let him know what you think!
30 Mar 2026
3 min read
Truth...ish
No one has the whole truth. I'm not sure we would be able to see it even if we did. The best I have been able
30 Mar 2026
3 min read
Activism
Satire
!!! LUKASHENKO DO STUFF, TOO. NOT JUST RUSSIA, CHINA, AND NORTH KOREA !!!
#satire !!! BELARUS WILLING TO BE OBNOXIOUS. BELARUS IMPORTANT LIKE NORTH KOREA !!!
29 Mar 2026
7 min read
!!! RFK JR NEW BELARUS HEALTH MINISTER. DEVELOPING !!!
#satire !!! Lukashenko Already Has His Own Raccoon Penis. RFK Jr. Honorary Minister of Health Now !!!
28 Mar 2026
7 min read
Satire
!!! IRAN HACK PATEL. BELARUS DO THAT LAST TUESDAY !!!
#satire Warlord Hegseth Give Lukashenko Password for Kash Patel. Much Better Than Iran !!!!
27 Mar 2026
6 min read