Commentary
We're Becoming a Nation of Busybodies.
#idaho Stop being a state of busy bodies, and leave your neighbors alone. - Admin ExSquid
01 May 2026
6 min read
Recent Dispatches
Commentary
Satire
!!! Official Personnel Assessment and Professional Commendation Bulletin !!!
#hegseth All Hail Warlord Pete!
01 May 2026
11 min read
Original Music
Commentary
Stop The Posturing and Lead By Example: Get the F*cking Manosphere out of Military Leadership Positions.
#pentagon Secretary designate Cao has missed ship's movement with his alpha and beta labels. - Admin ExSquid
30 Apr 2026
7 min read
Commentary
Calling Out Bullshit
#stephenmiller Integrity first, bullshit second. - Admin ExSquid
29 Apr 2026
6 min read
Commentary
A Counterproposal: No More Right Wing Gatekeeping
#redpill No more right wing gatekeeping. I'm coming for your red pill, fuckers. -Admin ExSquid
28 Apr 2026
5 min read
Commentary
"I'm just asking questions here..." - Glenn Beck
#Trump Someone nearly assassinated Trump again. So let's ask the question: Why does it always seem to happen when he's on camera?
26 Apr 2026
5 min read
Satire
!!! Urgent Media Consolidation Professional Naming Advisory !!!
#news Consolidating all of the media with the blessings of the state?
25 Apr 2026
11 min read
Daily News
Doctored, Doctor, and the Asylum Asylum: Trump vs. the English Language
Trump says his AI Jesus pic was really him as a “doctor,” confuses asylum seekers with people from insane asylums, and keeps turning staff briefings into weaponized word salad. The Daily Schtick translates whatever the hell is happening between his ears and the mic.
25 Apr 2026
3 min read
Satire
!!! Official Historical Vindication; NATO Requiem Bulletin !!!
#NATO "We will bury you," Khrushchev 1 NATO 0
24 Apr 2026
16 min read
music
Kingdom of Noise: Whiskey Leaks Radio Is On the Air (And We're Not Turning It Down)
Welcome to Whiskey Leaks Music — the only radio station where the playlist doubles as a resistance briefing. All satire. All parody. All of it aimed squarely at the clowns currently running the circus. And yes, it slaps.
23 Apr 2026
1 min read
Commentary
Further Down the Red Pill vs Blue Pill Bullshit Dichotomy
#bluepillmasculinity Do you want to be manipulated by a story that flatters your worst instincts, or do you want to become the kind of man who earns his place without needing that story in the first place? - Admin ExSquid
22 Apr 2026
4 min read