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Breaking News: Loomer is Dangerous

So Laura Loomer managed to get a top-secret intelligence meet canceled by throwing a childish tantrum online—kind of like a Karen at Wal-Mart who yell-fought the entire store because she didn't want to wait in line.

Trump granted immunity for Epstein testimony: Sources

Trump's involvement takes an unexpected twist as details emerge concerning his FBI testimony.

Ghislaine Maxwell Speaks Out?

We don't believe this has been confirmed. Pending verification.

Unconfirmed Report?

We can neither confirm nor deny the validity of this report, but it looks like Belarus has information about the president.

"Closet Full of Red Hats" WhiskeyLeaks Music

Alaska, Oil, and a Splash of Mystery: Trump’s Moscow Makeover

Let’s be honest, when Vladimir Putin gets the VIP access to drilling rights next door, it’s less “diplomacy” and more “payback time.”

Trump Wants a New Big Thing

‘I need a big thing, I need a big thing,'" Wolff told the podcast. ”What’s the ‘big thing?’ And everyone understood that this was code for I need a distraction from Epstein.

Freedom Fresh Raw Milk

Hey folks, I’ve done tons of research on raw milk (mostly from some internet forums and a few YouTube videos), so trust me when I say:

Join the military and let the enemy know where you are!

Drink Some Bleach (Stick a Light Up My Ass)

[Verse 1] I shot my mouth off on Facebook, Put my trust in a man with fake tan lines. They told me the cabal drinks baby blood— Damn,

Republicans for Child Exploitation and Predatory Conduct

“Who controls the past controls the future."