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No Radar Needed
#satire TRUMP PRAISES RADAR-FREE F-35s: "Real pilots fly by GUTS!" White House hails instinct-only jets as ultimate American warrior upgrade. REN Exclusive.
20 Mar 2026
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Dispatches
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!!!BREAKING OIL GENIUS ANNOUNCEMENT !!!
#satire Trump Make Big Oil Business! Much Success!
20 Mar 2026
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!! New Life Opportunity for Patriotic American Serfs !!
#iran All Praise Premier Trump and His Patriotic Relocation Program!
19 Mar 2026
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!!!ECONOMIC MIRACLE ANNOUNCEMENT!!!
#satire Glorious Leader Lukashenko Congratulate Premier Trump On Economic Miracle!
18 Mar 2026
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SUPER BREAKING OIL NEWS!!!
#satire According to very respected Western outlet BBC, White House of Premier Trump is changing sanctions and tariffs around Russian oil, making more barrels go to market but also making world markets dance like drunk cosmonaut.
17 Mar 2026
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HISTORIC ANNOUNCEMENT
#satire Premier Trump with great success! We salute him.
16 Mar 2026
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Putin Helps Khamenei
"President Vladimir Putin has reportedly dispatched a fleet of MiG-69 "Medical Angels" to Tehran to airlift Iran's freshly minted Supreme Leader, Mojtaba Khamenei, for what sources call "top-secret leg surgery."
16 Mar 2026
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#satire Let’s take this time to celebrate Erika Kirk’s qualifications.
UNCLASSIFIED // FOR IMMEDIATE PHOTO OPPORTUNITY // DISTRIBUTION: LOYALISTS ONLY QUALIFICATIONS OPTIONAL Per Executive Order No. MAGA-2026-∞ United States Dept. of Performative Patriotism ★ Est. 2025 ★ FORM DD-404-B | REV. MARCH 2026
10 Mar 2026
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With War in Iran Dominating the News Cycle, We'd Like to Help Some Communities in Need
#Iran We, the Staff of the Whiskey Leaks Team, would like to take this opportunity to help out a few groups in need in this stressful time.
09 Mar 2026
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Enlist Now: The Battle Cry for Lindsey's Honor
Fight for Lindsey Graham! He won't fight, but you will. Haunted by his own skeletons, he craves distant wars. Enlist now—strike random nations for his redemption. Nudge nudge, wink wink.
02 Mar 2026
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Breaking: DNA Drama or Gacy Gimmick? JD Vance’s “Family Ties” Spark Outrage
Leaked photos spark wild claim: VP JD Vance is John Wayne Gacy’s secret son! Jawline matches fuel memes, despite geneticist Dr. Emily Wilson’s debunk: “Amateur hour.” But in 2026, deepfakes rule, but who cares? White House snores as Vance eyes Hillbilly Elegy 2: Crawl Space.
25 Feb 2026
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