This video is for entertainment and satirical purposes only. All characters and situations are fictionalized and exaggerated for comedic effect. No actual news was harmed in the making of this parody.
"Released" Phone Call from the Trump Administration regarding Epstein and Trump's connections
This video is for entertainment and satirical purposes only. All characters and situations are fictionalized and exaggerated for comedic effect. No actual news was harmed in the making of this parody.
Related Dispatches
Pentagon Announces Operation Enduring Manhood. Exit strategies are out. Leg day is mandatory. A Whiskey Leaks satirical dispatch.
The Pentagon’s strategy: fewer plans, more glands. Exit strategies are out, leg day is mandatory, and forever war comes with automatic renewal. Operation Enduring Manhood delivers testosterone-fueled foreign policy and premium-priced chaos. No exit plan. No unsubscribe button. Just endless invoices.
30 Oct 2026
4 min read
Herd Immunity Against Accountability
#hhs Ending press conferences as a means to deter transmission of disease.
16 Oct 2026
8 min read
Trump Very Nice.
#trump Premier Trump wants a massive Belarusian potash deal. Lukashenko is delighted. Yuri checks the ledger. Then he checks the other page.
23 Sep 2026
3 min read