Resist fascism and authoritarian rule.
Satire
#hhs Cannidy recommends that future foodborne outbreaks be managed by withholding definitive guidance until restaurants, customers, social media users, and the parasite itself reach a working consensus.
Satire
#hhs Vaccination → Something Happened → Therefore Vaccination Requires Further Investigation
Commentary
#bluepill Want to see what an actual alpha male looks like? Here you go.
Original Music
#resist Are you as pissed off as we are? You're not alone.
Satire
#hhs The principal advantage of outcome-first epidemiology is that the hypothesis cannot fail; only the evidence can.
Commentary
#bluepill If people can smell you before they can see you, you have not unlocked an evolutionary advantage.
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"Echoes of Promises" - Whiskey Leaks Music
Satire
#hhs A groundbreaking trial finds SSRIs overly supervised, horse paste spiritually liberating, and raccoon reproductive tissue tragically underutilized in modern psychiatric care.
Commentary
#bluepill If your masculine role model teaches you that women must fear you, society must accommodate you, money proves your worth and accountability is persecution, he isn't preparing you for manhood.
Satire
#hhs At zero advisers, no dissenting scientific opinion can be recorded, no recommendation can conflict with policy, and no advisory committee can subsequently be accused of being ignored.
Satire
#putin Hungary not like Putin now. Belarus ready to fill gap.
Commentary
#bluepill Masculinity doesn't need saving. It needs people willing to say no in the room before the ad ever gets posted, not after the boycotts start.