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Whiskey Leaks

Resist fascism and authoritarian rule.

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This isn't a joke and it's not a drill. News

This isn't a joke and it's not a drill.

Let me start by saying this loud and clear: the idea of annexing Canada, Greenland, and reclaiming the Panama Canal is not just absurd—it’s dangerous, reckless,

06 Apr 2025 2 min read
Secretary Whiskey Leaks Commentary

Secretary Whiskey Leaks

SECDEF “Whiskey Leaks,” bottle in hand, Spilling out secrets like loose grains of sand. A fool with a phone, a pawn in the game, Too damn dense to

03 Apr 2025 1 min read
It's Groundhog's Day....again. Commentary

It's Groundhog's Day....again.

Here we go again! Writing about Mike Waltz’s cybersecurity disasters feels like I’m caught in my own personal Groundhog Day. Except instead of Bill Murray fumbling through Punxsutawney, it’s Waltz fumbling through the basics of Operations Security (OPSEC).

03 Apr 2025 2 min read
Pushing Trump for a Turd Term? Satire

Pushing Trump for a Turd Term?

A screenshot of a Signal conversation that appears to be between Mike Johnson and Clarence Thomas, discussing a potential Third Term for Trump. It gets chat-bombed by Barack Obama who shuts the conversation down by saying he'd jump into the race against a third term for Trump.

01 Apr 2025 1 min read