SECDEF “Whiskey Leaks,” bottle in hand,
Spilling out secrets like loose grains of sand.
A fool with a phone, a pawn in the game,
Too damn dense to feel the shame.
Hegseth, a hack, fraud poorly disguised,
Draped in the flag while peddling lies.
Talks like a soldier, acts like a clown,
Drops intel faster than shots go down.
So who DUI see at the cabinet door?
Whiskey-soaked warrior, Deus Vult whore.
Picked for power, bought for cheap,
Two for one, Traitor and Sheep.
Was it Moscow’s call or simple disgrace?
Either way, WE lost the race.
America played a rigged roulette,
While "Whiskey Leaks" placed risky bets.
Now we've a government run by fools,
Handing the keys to thieves and ghouls.
Signal was spurned, but damage is done,
And Putin laughs—his war is won.
So raise a glass; the traitors are here,
Toast to the wreckage, drown the fear.
We may carve their names in stone,
Just to record the pain they've sown.
