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Pushing Trump for a Turd Term?

A screenshot of a Signal conversation that appears to be between Mike Johnson and Clarence Thomas, discussing a potential Third Term for Trump. It gets chat-bombed by Barack Obama who shuts the conversation down by saying he'd jump into the race against a third term for Trump.

William Thomas Fletcher — — 1 min read
Pushing Trump for a Turd Term?
A screenshot of a Signal conversation that appears to be between Mike Johnson and Clarence Thomas, discussing a potential Third Term for Trump. It gets chat-bombed by Barack Obama who shuts the conversation down by saying he'd jump into the race against a third term for Trump.

File this under "satire."

Is it faked? Sure. Is it believable? Also yes. Is that a sad commentary on the current administration? Abso-fuckin-lutely!

Filed under: Satire

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