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A Call for Accountability: Why the “No Kings” Movement Must Mobilize Now
A Call for Accountability: Why the “No Kings” Movement Must Mobilize Now
24 Oct 2025
2 min read
Recent Dispatches
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Commentary
The Furlough Special
Edelweiss Resort: Come spend the money you don’t have so we can pretend to care.
24 Oct 2025
3 min read
Activism
Album Drop: "Metal Up the Admins' Asses"
This release includes 10 tracks, inspired by classic metal from the 80s and 90s. Each track is focused on a member of the current a̶d̶m̶i̶n̶i̶s̶t̶r̶a̶t̶i̶o̶n̶ regime; some of them drop the names, some don't. That's the fun part.
20 Oct 2025
1 min read
Activism
Who’s Fighting Back? A Deep Dive into the Litigation Tracker Monitoring Legal Challenges to the Trump Administration
Who’s Fighting Back? A Deep Dive into the Litigation Tracker Monitoring Legal Challenges to the Trump Administration
19 Oct 2025
2 min read
Activism
EXPOSE: “Serve‑and‑Pay” – How the Pentagon’s Shutdown Turns Soldiers Into Unpaid Tenants
When the Uniform Becomes a Prison‑Uniform: How an Administration Forces Soldiers to Work for Free While Their Paychecks Vanish
18 Oct 2025
3 min read
Satire
Justice at Last — President Trump Frees Heroic Victim George Santos
We're just asking questions about Mr. Santos. We believe his donations to Mr. Trump were patriotic in nature.
18 Oct 2025
2 min read
Activism
Take a Stand:
It is this overwhelming unanimous support for the vision our The Founders and our interest in preserving what remains, that makes our unity IMPREGNABLE.
18 Oct 2025
1 min read
Activism
Enhancing Digital Security During Peaceful Protest – Why and How to Disable 2G on Your Smartphone
1. Introduction Peaceful protest is a cornerstone of democratic societies, allowing citizens to voice dissent and demand change. In the digital age, smartphones have become essential tools for
17 Oct 2025
3 min read
Satire
NAMBLA to endorse MAGA: Some random guy on the internet said so.
In a bold move no one asked for, the North American Man Boy Love Association (NAMBLA) announced today its “patriotic partnership” with the MAGA wing of the Republican
17 Oct 2025
1 min read
Satire
Ohio Congressman Dave Taylor Apologizes For Swastika Incident, Claims It Was “History Homework That Got Out of Hand”
In what experts are calling “a new low bar that somehow keeps getting lower,” Ohio Republican Representative Dave Taylor held a press conference Wednesday to apologize for being
16 Oct 2025
1 min read
Satire
If you would like to speak with ICE in person, we have a few ideas. This is also satire, but hey, we're not babysitters.
If you have nothing better to do, share a laugh with an ICE agent. This is satire. Really.
13 Oct 2025
2 min read
Commentary
Humanitarian Government Section 7, Part 1: A Government Primer
Section 7, Part 1 Greetings. I'm hoping you're having a good day. For this? That might be the easiest and nicest thing for this
12 Oct 2025
26 min read