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Introducing Thomas Fugate, Your Antiterrorism Expert at the Department of Homeland Security

Meet the new face of national security leadership: Thomas Fugate, age 22, whose meteoric rise has left even seasoned counterterrorism experts scratching their heads. In this satirical exposé, we take a closer look at Fugate’s impressive credentials—ranging from grocery store assistant to Model United Nations secretary general—culminating

Charles U. Farley — 24 Jun 2025 — 1 min read

Meet the new face of national security leadership: Thomas Fugate, age 22, whose meteoric rise has left even seasoned counterterrorism experts scratching their heads. In this satirical exposé, we take a closer look at Fugate’s impressive credentials—ranging from grocery store assistant to Model United Nations secretary general—culminating in his appointment to lead the Department of Homeland Security’s $18 million Center for Prevention Programs and Partnerships (CP3)