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BREAKING: SENATOR LINDSEY GRAHAM "ACCIDENTALLY" REVEALS MASTER PLAN TO MAKE PRESIDENT TRUMP POPE

Folks, we've got a shocking development in the ongoing saga of Pope Francis' passing and the sudden interest in President Trump becoming the new Pope. And now, Senator Lindsey Graham has accidentally revealed the master plan to make this happen. According to sources, on April 20th, President

BREAKING: SENATOR LINDSEY GRAHAM "ACCIDENTALLY" REVEALS MASTER PLAN TO MAKE PRESIDENT TRUMP POPE
Note: This isn't the Pope and that's not Senator Graham

Folks, we've got a shocking development in the ongoing saga of Pope Francis' passing and the sudden interest in President Trump becoming the new Pope. And now, Senator Lindsey Graham has accidentally revealed the master plan to make this happen.

According to sources, on April 20th, President Trump invoked the Insurrection Act, giving himself sweeping powers to deal with domestic terrorism. But what we didn't know at the time was that this move was actually a Trojan horse for something much more sinister. It appears that the terms of the Insurrection Act include a clause that allows the President to appoint a new spiritual leader, effectively making them the Pope.

But here's the disturbing part: just less than 24 hours before Pope Francis' passing, VP JD Vance met with the Pope also on the 20th of April. This is not a coincidence, folks. We believe that this meeting was actually a setup for the Pope's demise, paving the way for Trump's ascension to the papacy.

And if all that wasn't enough, April 20th is Adolf Hitler's birthday. We believe this is a critical piece of information that should have been taken into consideration from the start. The synchronicity between these events is too striking to ignore.

This is a dark day for America, folks. The line between church and state has been crossed, and we're seeing a potential repeat of history.

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