Activism
Whistle‑While‑They’re Watching: A Non‑Violent Way to Push Back on ICE and Guard Patrols
How'd you like to welcome the National Guard and ICE patrols to your neighborhood? Here's how you do it.
25 Oct 2025
2 min read
Charles U. Farley
Their Dispatches
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Activism
Satire
Justice at Last — President Trump Frees Heroic Victim George Santos
We're just asking questions about Mr. Santos. We believe his donations to Mr. Trump were patriotic in nature.
18 Oct 2025
2 min read
Activism
Take a Stand:
It is this overwhelming unanimous support for the vision our The Founders and our interest in preserving what remains, that makes our unity IMPREGNABLE.
18 Oct 2025
1 min read
Satire
NAMBLA to endorse MAGA: Some random guy on the internet said so.
In a bold move no one asked for, the North American Man Boy Love Association (NAMBLA) announced today its “patriotic partnership” with the MAGA wing of the Republican
17 Oct 2025
1 min read
Satire
Ohio Congressman Dave Taylor Apologizes For Swastika Incident, Claims It Was “History Homework That Got Out of Hand”
In what experts are calling “a new low bar that somehow keeps getting lower,” Ohio Republican Representative Dave Taylor held a press conference Wednesday to apologize for being
16 Oct 2025
1 min read
Satire
If you would like to speak with ICE in person, we have a few ideas. This is also satire, but hey, we're not babysitters.
If you have nothing better to do, share a laugh with an ICE agent. This is satire. Really.
13 Oct 2025
2 min read
Commentary
Qatar granted permanent military presence in Idaho
We demand answers. We demand to know what Qatar has on Donald Trump!
10 Oct 2025
1 min read
Satire
Commentary
To Mr. Bezos and the Washington Post:
Hi Jeff, can I call you Jeff? Ok then, Jeff. I just finished reading that masterpiece of investigative journalism from the Washington Post about the supposed “fraud” in
08 Oct 2025
1 min read
Satire
Belarusian News Leak: To Be Confirmed
This is bullshit. You're reading it anyway.
03 Oct 2025
1 min read
Activism
Veterans Rise: Unite Under One Banner for the Noise Protest Movement #VeteranNoiseProtest
#VeteranNoiseProtest Calling all veterans: your country needs you to serve again.
29 Sep 2025
2 min read
Activism
We are asking for your help yet again. Use the system while you still can.
It is absolutely urgent for anyone who cares about democracy, climate justice, and disenfranchised communities to contact their senators now and demand a "NO" vote on
24 Sep 2025
2 min read