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We're Asking You To Pester Congress...AGAIN.

#congress Yeah, your favorite reich wing douchebags are back at it. Let them know what you think. We've included all the steps you need to let them know what you think.

We're Asking You To Pester Congress...AGAIN.

ACT NOW!

🚨 BOOK BAN BILL 🚨

H.R. 7661

STOP Book Bans - Contact Congress NOW

Ok Fam, Time to Contact Congress Again

The H.R. 7661 Threat

H.R. 7661 passed House Committee on March 17, 2026, heading to full House.[ALA Report][Book Riot]

It defunds schools for "sexually oriented" materials to minors under 18, targeting LGBTQ+ books nationwide.[Legal Analysis][ALA Denouncement]

No Senate bill yet, but act FAST to kill it in House.

Why Fam Must Fight

"Uncle Tim, Big Sarge, counting on you Fam. We defended freedoms—don't let bans silence kids."

Vague bill risks censoring history, art, health, trans stories—overriding local control, harming LGBTQ+ youth like Texas ISD cases.[Source] Back H.R. 6440 for libraries.[Right to Read]

Take Action Fam!

Urge NO on 7661, YES on 6440.

Capitol: (202) 224-3121

Send This Letter To Your Favorite Congresscritter

Subject: Strong Opposition to H.R. 7661 – Vote NO

Dear Representative/Senator [Last Name],

I am writing as a concerned constituent from [City, State - ZIP Code] to urge you to oppose H.R. 7661, the "Stop the Sexualization of Children Act."

This legislation presents serious constitutional, practical, and educational problems:

  1. Constitutional Overreach: The bill's vague definition of "sexually oriented materials" invites First Amendment challenges and risks government-mandated censorship in public schools.
  2. Funding Blackmail: Withholding federal education funds punishes local school districts for curriculum decisions best made at state and community levels.
  3. Age-Inappropriate Approach: Blanket restrictions on materials for all under-18s ignores developmental differences between elementary students and high schoolers.
  4. Chilling Effect: Fear of funding cuts will lead to preemptive book removals far beyond the bill's stated intent, mirroring Texas ISD censorship patterns.
  5. Educational Harm: Removing diverse materials—including history, health education, and literature—impoverishes students' understanding of complex social realities.

While protecting children is paramount, H.R. 7661 represents a poorly designed solution that creates more problems than it solves. Local school boards, parents, and educators are better positioned to make age-appropriate curriculum decisions.

Instead, I strongly encourage support for H.R. 6440, the Right to Read Act, which invests in school libraries and literacy programs without censorship mandates.

Thank you for your leadership in protecting both students and constitutional freedoms. I look forward to your commitment to vote NO on H.R. 7661.

Sincerely,
[Your Full Name]
[Street Address]
[City, State ZIP]
[Phone Number]
[Email Address]

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