Whiskey Leaks

Satire

FDJT Token — The Future of Fake Wealth

This is really just a bunch of bullshit. Don't give us your money unless you want to lose it.

Satire

Intercepted Email from IKEA to Vice President Vance

We are attempting to determine the authenticity of this letter. We believe it is satire.

Commentary

Humanitarian Government-DC National Guard Shooting and predictable but unforeseen actions

Where do things become one persons fault or another? Or is there such a thing as a perfect storm of circumstances? #government #governmental opinion #military#social systems #US commentary #US government #immigration

Commentary

Hegseth’s Bloodlust at Sea: War Crimes in the Caribbean?

Do you want to make a difference? Let Congress know what you think about SECDEF Hegseth's actions of late.

Satire

Presidential MRI: 10/10/2025

This is likely satire, but you never know. Stranger things have happened.

Commentary

Flags at Half-Staff: Priorities in Question

Trump ordered flags half-staff for podcaster Charlie Kirk’s death, but none for WV National Guard Spc. Sarah Beckstrom (died Nov 27) or SSG Andrew Wolfe (critical) after D.C. ambush. Why no fed honor for troops in controversial peacetime deployment?

Commentary

The Autopen Hypocrisy: Trump’s War on Biden’s Ghost Signatures—While His Own Pen Runs on Batteries

Trump blasts Biden for using the autopen to sign official documents—then admits he uses it too. Here’s the irony, the history, and the legal truth behind the pen fight.

Commentary

Guard‑ians of the Guard”: When the DC Police End Up Protecting the National Guard

Police protecting the Guard – Because nothing says “we trust you” like handing over your own safety to the people who usually give you a ticket for jaywalking.

Activism

Silence Is the Price: HR 867 Would Jail You for Boycotting

It’s time to let Congress know we’re still paying attention.

News

It’s like Scooby-Doo unmasking villains: “And I would’ve gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for Musk’s dumb transparency feature!”

The U.S. government has been screaming for years that foreign disinformation is everywhere, and Elon Musk just accidentally proved them right by flipping a switch on X.

Activism

Humanitarian Government An Urgent Issue, An Urgent Response Requested

We have an issue in the US. A huge issue. Calls for violence toward those who do not think, behave, or act the same. Especially in Politics. This is a discussion of recent event.

Commentary

MAGA Influencers on X Based Outside the U.S.

We all knew that this was a thing. Thank you Elon for proving it. Even though you thought it would "expose the left". Dumbass

Veterans

The Idiot’s Almanac: Pete Kegsbreath’s Greatest Hits

Some people leave behind legacies of wisdom, innovation, or courage. Pete Kegsbreath leaves behind… quotes. Quotes so baffling, so cosmically idiotic, they deserve their own museum wing. Welcome to the roast.

Activism

Stand Strong Against Authoritarian Threats to Our Veterans

Tell Congress: Hegseth is not a dictator!

Commentary

MAGA - You Are Idiots

The whole thing is a cosmic joke: foreign‑run accounts preaching “America First” while their Wi‑Fi signals are definitely not first in the U.S. It’s like hiring a French chef to grill a steak and then bragging you’ve got “the best BBQ in Texas”.

Commentary

Humanitarian Government Section 8, Part 2, Subsection 2

What would happen if sociology, humanist thinking collided with economics? A new system proposed...maybe something that can turn things around. #us government #government #government opinion #economics #sociology #govermental systems #economic opinion #humanitarian

Satire

From the Estate of Bubba Smith

This is satire. FDJT

Commentary

Jewish Space Lasers Didn’t Get Her—Trump Did

From Firebrand to Flame-Out: How Marjorie Taylor Greene Became a Victim of Her Own Rhetoric

Humanitarian Government: Section 8, Part 2, Subsection 1

The Economy is broken. I'm sure we all know that by now. But what can be done? Will it be fast? Slow? Who will suffer? Some of these will be touched on and this is a hope for the future. #economy #government #humanitarian #humanitarian government

music

"Houndslayer" by WhiskeyLeaks Music (Official Video)

"Houndslayer" is a classic, power-metal ballad that tells the story of an evil sorceress who is defeated by a warrior princess.

Commentary

Trump is coming for your Guns - Oh the Irony - FAFO

The Trump administration asked the Supreme Court to decide whether federal law can bar marijuana users from owning firearms — a ruling that could federally disarm people in states where cannabis is legal.

Veterans and Democrats—Stand Firm Against Trump’s Budget

President Trump’s proposed budget sacrifices working families, veterans’ health, and social services in the name of partisan politics and tax breaks for the ultra-rich. It’s time we remind our Democratic representatives that we expect them to stand united and reject this harmful agenda. Every letter and call matters

Veterans

The Flag in My Basement

I joined the military to escape poverty. Like many others, I was sold a vision: serve your country, earn respect, find purpose. But what I found was something far more complicated. I found myself part of a machine that taught me to dehumanize others for the sake of a flag.

Activism

Stand Up Now: Stop Congress from Gutting VA Disability Benefits!

Right now, your earned benefits are under direct threat. On October 29, 2025, Senator Tommy Tuberville and his allies laid the groundwork.

Satire

Subject: URGENT: Assistance Needed From the American People (Re: My Glorious Escalation Opportunity)

"From a royal scam to a nuclear jam—Prince Donaldo's explosive offer to the American people! 🇺🇸💣"