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Alaska, Oil, and a Splash of Mystery: Trump’s Moscow Makeover

Let’s be honest, when Vladimir Putin gets the VIP access to drilling rights next door, it’s less “diplomacy” and more “payback time.”

Trump Wants a New Big Thing

‘I need a big thing, I need a big thing,'" Wolff told the podcast. ”What’s the ‘big thing?’ And everyone understood that this was code for I need a distraction from Epstein.

Freedom Fresh Raw Milk

Hey folks, I’ve done tons of research on raw milk (mostly from some internet forums and a few YouTube videos), so trust me when I say:

Join the military and let the enemy know where you are!

Drink Some Bleach (Stick a Light Up My Ass)

[Verse 1] I shot my mouth off on Facebook, Put my trust in a man with fake tan lines. They told me the cabal drinks baby blood— Damn,

Republicans for Child Exploitation and Predatory Conduct

“Who controls the past controls the future."

Hegseth tried his hand at AI art work.

We improved it.

Pete Hegseth: Bathroom Warrior

Nothing makes you feel prouder to be a veteran than knowing our military latrines are safe from predators. That is, unless, they're in the current administration.

Taco Don's Chicken: Brought to you by MAGA Mike

Trump Brand Lube: Smooth the Way to the Future

F̶i̶s̶h̶ Penis Tales: Or the real reason Trump envies Russia

Childish? Absolutely. Necessary? Also, Absolutely! Trump tells stories of *alleged* penis sizes.