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Pete Hegseth: Bathroom Warrior Satire

Pete Hegseth: Bathroom Warrior

Nothing makes you feel prouder to be a veteran than knowing our military latrines are safe from predators. That is, unless, they're in the current administration.

25 Jul 2025 1 min read
El Pendejo Grande: Convenient Amnesia Satire

El Pendejo Grande: Convenient Amnesia

A vain tycoon with “perfect” hair fumbles secrets and scandals after his old pal Epstein vanishes. Memory lapses, wild lies, and comic cover-ups bring chaos to Mar-a-Lago’s

16 Jul 2025 1 min read
Priceless Commentary

Priceless

A Sarcastic Tour of Trump’s Price Tag Wonderland Thank you all for joining this totally-not-elitist shopping spree through the Trump merch universe, where wallets go to cry

16 Jul 2025 1 min read
ASVAB Waiver Checklist Satire

ASVAB Waiver Checklist

1. Applicant Dirt Sheet Field Brutally Honest Prompt Legal Name (or whatever is tattooed on your neck) Preferred Rank (Dream on, Private) Most Recent Employer to Ghost You

10 Jul 2025 2 min read
Whiskey Leaks’ Ten Commandments Satire

Whiskey Leaks’ Ten Commandments

1. Thou shalt expose the lies of the powerful, even if it costs thee friends or comfort. 2. Thou shalt not turn the other cheek to injustice; instead,

09 Jul 2025 1 min read