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Introducing "Faithful Devotion"

Introducing "Faithful Devotion" - Where tradition meets love. The dating app for those with a "discerning" taste.

EXCLUSIVE INVESTIGATION: THE TUCKER CARLSON GOAT-GATE SCANDAL

As we delve into the dark underbelly of American politics, a sinister plot has emerged that threatens to destroy the very fabric of our society. At the center

"LEAKED! Sean Hannity's Medical File (obtained from completely unqualified and unverifiable sources)"

We aren't sure if this is satire or not, but hopefully a licensed medical professional could confirm that this is in fact the satire we believe

BREAKING NEWS! BREAKING KIDDING! BREAKING NEWS! JOKING NEWS!

This was my version of, GET TO KNOW YOUR CONGRESS! What a kooky but fun bunch!

This warrants a closer look

Abstract: Title: "The Shadow Puppeteer: Unveiling the Post-Hypnotic Suggestion Control over JD Vance by Donald Trump" Dr. Jack Mehoffer Department of Psychology, University of Michigan Ann

From Donny with love

Secretary Whiskey Leaks

SECDEF “Whiskey Leaks,” bottle in hand, Spilling out secrets like loose grains of sand. A fool with a phone, a pawn in the game, Too damn dense to

Pushing Trump for a Turd Term?

A screenshot of a Signal conversation that appears to be between Mike Johnson and Clarence Thomas, discussing a potential Third Term for Trump. It gets chat-bombed by Barack Obama who shuts the conversation down by saying he'd jump into the race against a third term for Trump.

Because why the fuck not?

We don't think this is the same Elon Musk that we all know and love. No one has confirmed or denied the accuracy of this report.

Nah, definitely does not have a drinking problem.