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Humanitarian Government (Part 1)

First, I’m not against the Founding Fathers. They were men reflective of the mindsets and social norms of that time. However, all were land-owning white men, and some did, and some didn’t own slaves.

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Tonic for a patriot’s heartache

Activism is a process full of grief. We're trying to change things despite the masses burying our home with their own hands. It's a hard feeling. So many people are dying, hurting... and we can't save everyone. But whenever you can't do nothing, and there's nothing you can do... you do what you can.

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Join the military and let the enemy know where you are!

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Drink Some Bleach (Stick a Light Up My Ass)

[Verse 1] I shot my mouth off on Facebook, Put my trust in a man with fake tan lines. They told me the cabal drinks baby blood— Damn, guess I missed all those signs. He said “Inject the sunshine, drink it up fast,” So I popped some Lysol and laughed

Activism

Call to Action: Your military needs protection from sloppy OPSEC practices

I'd like to ask you guys to take a few moments and read this sample letter I've put together. President Trump and SECDEF Hegseth are disregarding OPSEC at an alarming rate, and not only does it puts our troops in unnecessary danger, it puts our entire

Activism

How to Protect Our Teenagers from Predators

Teenagers are in a vulnerable life stage—eager for new experiences, hungry for social connections, and often trying to prove their independence. Unfortunately, predators know this, too.

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It's Worse Than You Think!

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Republicans for Child Exploitation and Predatory Conduct

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“Proclaiming Captive Nations Week: Because Tyranny Is Only Bad When It’s Not Made in America”

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Boebert Family Under Fire — Troubled Son, Controversy, and Questionable Judgment

Rep. Lauren Boebert, a name synonymous with MAGA and controversy, is once again in the headlines — but this time, the spotlight is uncomfortably close to home. Her eldest son, 20-year-old Tyler Boebert, has now been charged with child abuse following a July incident involving the congresswoman’s own grandson. While

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“Who controls the past controls the future."

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Hegseth tried his hand at AI art work.

We improved it.

Satire

Pete Hegseth: Bathroom Warrior

Nothing makes you feel prouder to be a veteran than knowing our military latrines are safe from predators. That is, unless, they're in the current administration.

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Taco Don's Chicken: Brought to you by MAGA Mike

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We have a longer fight ahead than we think

The fight doesn't end with Trump, my friends. This fight goes much deeper than just getting him out, or winning the midterms, or winning the presidency in 2028. The machine behind maga will not go away. The terrible people behind it will not go away. And the terrible

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Tucker Carlson’s Moscow media tour has revived a ghost from Britain’s darkest hours—William “Lord Haw-Haw” Joyce—and the parallels are as unsettling as they are instructive.

In early 2024 Carlson posted glossy footage from Moscow’s grocery aisles, marveling at “spotless shelves” and “affordable food,” before crowning Russia “in many ways a freer place than the United States right now”. These clips dominated MAGA social feeds, stripped of context about censorship, political prisoners, or the war

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Why Maga is really losing it over the Epstein files

MAGA is only really losing their shit and breaking up over the Epstein files for one reason.

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Trump Brand Lube: Smooth the Way to the Future

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Weaponizing Disillusionment: How Russia Turns American Culture-War Refugees into Front-Line Recruits

Russia’s promise of “traditional values”—so alluring in online culture-war debates—has turned deadly real for one American family. Earlier this summer Derek Huffman, a middle-aged welder from Texas, signed a one-year contract with the Russian Ministry of Defense after the Kremlin dangled expedited citizenship for foreign volunteers. Huffman,

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F̶i̶s̶h̶ Penis Tales: Or the real reason Trump envies Russia

Childish? Absolutely. Necessary? Also, Absolutely! Trump tells stories of *alleged* penis sizes.

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This Is One Hell of a Quiet Coup

The Supreme Court just pulled a move that feels like a magic trick—except the rabbit they yanked from the hat is the power to blow up an entire federal agency without a single vote in Congress. In an unsigned, unexplained “shadow docket” order, the Court cleared the way for

Activism

ICE Has a Special Hole for YOU to FILL!

With a HUUUUGE influx of CASH, ICE is recruiting anyone and everyone they can get their hands on!

Satire

El Pendejo Grande: Convenient Amnesia

A vain tycoon with “perfect” hair fumbles secrets and scandals after his old pal Epstein vanishes. Memory lapses, wild lies, and comic cover-ups bring chaos to Mar-a-Lago’s corridors!

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Priceless

A Sarcastic Tour of Trump’s Price Tag Wonderland Thank you all for joining this totally-not-elitist shopping spree through the Trump merch universe, where wallets go to cry and status goes to strut. 1. “Pocket Change” Novelties (Under $100) * Trump-branded tie: $49.95 Because nothing says “casual billionaire” like a

Activism

Form Letter to U.S. Senators: Oppose DOGE Spending Cuts

We still have the chance to oppose DOGE and what's left of Elon's bullshit. Below is a form letter we've drafted and instructions on how to contact your Senators. This is an easy process, which should only take you about 5 minutes. Give them