Hakeem Jeffries just announced they've got a letter, and a bill, and a really mean face with some really hurtful words for the Republicans! And, the next time they're allowed to speak, they'll bring it up!
In the meantime, he's going to continue with perfecting the Obama impression! Not quite there bud, but keep trying, you'll get it some day!
Maxwell Frost (seen in the photo above under the influence of laughing gas) is earning his Democratic Party merit badge by kicking this off! He is standing REALLY tall behind a microphone, in front of the doorway, AND MAKING IT VERY CLEAR, WE CANNOT GO IN! I’M GONG TO SAY IT AGAIN, WE CANNOT GO IN!
Who has a key, anyone? Anyone? If we try to go in without a key, they will get very, very angry. We would like to have the key, please.
Holy Cow Batman! Jasmine Crockett just yelled "this SHIT ABOUT TO GET REAL IN HERE!" and OMG!
The Squad is snapping their fingers, doing this West Side Story, and YOU KNOW, YOU KNOW, they AIN'T REPPIN' FOR THE Jets either, SHARKS!
(I don't know about you, but do you see a bit of F…ING CRAZY in that photo, like a Bates Motel vibe, brrr?)
Is it AOC?? NO! It's Ilhan Omar doing a wet willy in Mikey Little Johnson's ear, she's yelling "I'm your mommy, say it, I'M YOUR MOMMY!" Mike can only scream, "MY HAIR, MY HAIR, YOU'RE TOUCHING MY HAIR!"
NO ONE saw this coming! (OR DID THEY??) Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, is around the back of the building in the parking lot, she's got Jim Jordan in a leg scissors, Jim's yelling "the Internet says so, it's true, it's true."
She's also using Paul Gosar's face like a cartoon punching bag! Holy Crap! (I guess when you're completely spinless, that's totally do-able!) He's also secretly enjoying it. That's his "slap me harder daddy" smile.
Sarah McBride said, "While you were all out there blocking the doors, and making speeches, I peed in your toilet, even did a #two, with NO FLUSHING!!" She washed her hands; she's not an animal for God sake!
Gerry Connolly, is about to have an all-out get up, knock down… and he's out! (But to be fair he was just yelling at someone prior about something, OK, no one was listening. And he hasn't stopped crying about how everyone wanted AOC, instead of another pasty middle of the road white dude, by HEY, you won so shut up now!)
Dan Crenshaw, looking more pirate-tiee than ever, and wearing a cape, screaming "I'm Malak al-Maut, I'm Malak al-Maut" no one knows what the heck he's referring to, but he's scaring the hell out all the children in the entire country, and he should just knock it off!
Mike Kennedy is wandering around wondering why no one cares that he too also has a famous last name! Poor, Mike, nice smile though!
Virginia Fox and Rosa DeLauro have started the Democratic Fighting Brigade Bride Club, (DFBBC) and they are ROCKING IT! From 8-10AM Mon, Tues, and Friday's, at the bingo hall on 5th. And they are not stopping there either! Oh, ya, they’re gonna do quilting brigade next! (Do we really need two 81-year-olds as our point persons during a coup?) Please, ladies, love you so much, and you've done more than enough, take a break and make a young person do it!
Janelle Bynum, ahhhh come on girrlll, you way to cute and good to be here, don't mess up the pretty smile in the mists of all this turmoil. Snap, snap!
The Alaska, Rep Nick Begich III (The Third! Wow, shit I'm already impressed! I think I might be the Second of something myself, but you Sir ARE THE THIRD!), you should take the lead!
Nick's huddled there over in the corner, he's trying his hardest to try and spin "full overreach and government control" over everything, as well as "letting violent criminal out of prison" with "Supporting the Constitution", oh hell it's way too complicated to think about, will let someone else tell me what to think!
MIA, and no one is missing either one. IF FOUND DO NOT RETURN, REPEAT DO NOT RETURN.
Dan Meuser, no one knows who this guy is, and that's by design! Because he's actually a genetically engineered, DNA test tube grown Republican. He might even have an AI brain, (sourced by Meta)! Watch this one! If stuff like, "Elon is our leader" and "Mars will be our new home" starts coming out of his mouth, you better find a place to hide!
But between DNA Dan, and this guy Scott DesJarlais, when we try to find our Republican congress their mostly somewhere cowering, hoping no one notices them, under beds, doing the Josh Holly shuffle, running for their jelly doughnuts.
Alma Adams yelled "Made ya look", and then just laughed, and laughed, not sure if that's a strategy, a plan, we're waiting, watching.
This was my version of, GET TO KNOW YOUR CONGRESS! What a kooky but fun bunch!
List of current United States representatives.
(With thanks to our friend, ORPeaceDude)