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Whiskey Leaks — Operational Edition Est. in the ruins of accountability Unclassified // For Immediate Mockery
Whiskey Leaks

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Why Maga is really losing it over the Epstein files

MAGA is only really losing their shit and breaking up over the Epstein files for one reason.

Why Maga is really losing it over the Epstein files
How maga looks right now

MAGA is only really losing their shit and breaking up over the Epstein files for one reason. They're being robbed of their aha moment with the dems. Let me tell you something, MAGA, you were never gonna get that moment anyway. We want anyone on that list, republican or dem, locked up with prejudice. Really think about it. Making fun of people with disabilities, actively supporting pedophiles and dictators, being convicted of rape, and taking health care and food from millions wasn't enough to shake these fools awake. But this fiasco around the files is the line in the sand for them? They don't care about justice, they wanted to be able to say look, look, your guys are on the list, too. And the left would've given them the deadest of stares and said, good lock 'em up too. Unlike you uneducated fuckwit cult members, those of us opposed to Trump actually want real change for the world. We actually want justice brought to anyone who harms others. Y'all just want an aha moment you were never gonna get to begin with. Which speaks to a larger issue with these fools. The line of them being redeemable was crossed a long time ago. If the litany of cruelty Trump has unleashed this year wasn't enough for any remaining MAGA to jump ship, then any of them doing so now, not only can't be trusted but also have proved they lack real humanity.