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!!!ECONOMIC MIRACLE ANNOUNCEMENT!!!
#satire Glorious Leader Lukashenko Congratulate Premier Trump On Economic Miracle!
18 Mar 2026
5 min read
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SUPER BREAKING OIL NEWS!!!
#satire According to very respected Western outlet BBC, White House of Premier Trump is changing sanctions and tariffs around Russian oil, making more barrels go to market but also making world markets dance like drunk cosmonaut.
17 Mar 2026
4 min read
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HISTORIC ANNOUNCEMENT
#satire Premier Trump with great success! We salute him.
16 Mar 2026
3 min read
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Putin Helps Khamenei
"President Vladimir Putin has reportedly dispatched a fleet of MiG-69 "Medical Angels" to Tehran to airlift Iran's freshly minted Supreme Leader, Mojtaba Khamenei, for what sources call "top-secret leg surgery."
16 Mar 2026
2 min read
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#satire Let’s take this time to celebrate Erika Kirk’s qualifications.
UNCLASSIFIED // FOR IMMEDIATE PHOTO OPPORTUNITY // DISTRIBUTION: LOYALISTS ONLY QUALIFICATIONS OPTIONAL Per Executive Order No. MAGA-2026-∞ United States Dept. of Performative Patriotism ★ Est. 2025 ★ FORM DD-404-B | REV. MARCH 2026
10 Mar 2026
8 min read
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With War in Iran Dominating the News Cycle, We'd Like to Help Some Communities in Need
#Iran We, the Staff of the Whiskey Leaks Team, would like to take this opportunity to help out a few groups in need in this stressful time.
09 Mar 2026
2 min read
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Enlist Now: The Battle Cry for Lindsey's Honor
Fight for Lindsey Graham! He won't fight, but you will. Haunted by his own skeletons, he craves distant wars. Enlist now—strike random nations for his redemption. Nudge nudge, wink wink.
02 Mar 2026
2 min read
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Breaking: DNA Drama or Gacy Gimmick? JD Vance’s “Family Ties” Spark Outrage
Leaked photos spark wild claim: VP JD Vance is John Wayne Gacy’s secret son! Jawline matches fuel memes, despite geneticist Dr. Emily Wilson’s debunk: “Amateur hour.” But in 2026, deepfakes rule, but who cares? White House snores as Vance eyes Hillbilly Elegy 2: Crawl Space.
25 Feb 2026
1 min read
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GREENLAND — CONFUSED BY U.S. NAVY DELIVERY OF NOTHING BUT MOTRIN, WATER, AND FRESH SOCKS
Residents of Greenland were left puzzled this morning after the arrival of a U.S. Navy Support Ship bearing what officials described as “standard humanitarian supplies,” consisting entirely of ibuprofen tablets, bottled water, and neatly rolled pairs of socks.
23 Feb 2026
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URGENT UPDATE — Fuentes’ “Breeding Gulags” Rant Fuels Fears of Total Mental Detachment
Methinks the gentleman Nick Fuentes doth protest too much—raging for “breeding gulags” to ship off women? Pink straitjacket awaits in your shabby padded cell, sir. Hatching dystopian dreams? Time for pillow forts and a reality check. Tra la la, Nicky.
13 Feb 2026
1 min read
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EXCEPTIONAL OPPORTUNITY! BECOME HERO OF GREAT RUSSIA 🌟
President Vladimir V. Putin offers USD $47,000,000 for neutrality—sit on sidelines, watch victory in Ukraine. Recruits for Great Russian Army: Send name, bank details, boot size, camo pattern urgently!
12 Feb 2026
1 min read