News The Daily Schtick: World News, F*ck Trump, F*ck ICE” – January 28, 2026 Edition Winter storms freeze the U.S. while Trump calls the economy “booming,” Iran gets another nuclear ultimatum, immigration crackdowns spark outrage, the Fed resists rate cuts, and the Doomsday Clock ticks closer to midnight—because apparently normal news isn’t stressful enough.
News Shutdown Showdown: ICE Shooting Alex Pretti Threatens Troops' Pay, Furloughs 800k+ & Trump's Insurrection Act Chaos ICE shooting of nurse Alex Pretti risks derailing H.R.7148 budget, threatening gov shutdown Jan 31. Trump eyes Insurrection Act as troops face unpaid duty vs. citizens; 1M furloughed. Clown show governance: killings, chaos, empty paychecks.
Activism Killing of Alex Pretti Alex Pretti, 37-year-old Minneapolis VA ICU nurse, was shot dead by Border Patrol on Jan 24, 2026, while filming. Lawful concealed carry holder, no criminal record. Videos: phone in hand, pepper-sprayed, pinned, killed.
News Featured BitLocker Betrayal: How Microsoft Snitched to the FBI (and How to Actually Encrypt Your Stuff) Microsoft just handed FBI your BitLocker keys like a bad Tinder date spilling secrets. Trusting Redmond with encryption? LOL no. Ditch the backdoors for VeraCrypt & LUKS—open-source shields that won't snitch. Encrypt right, stay private, laugh at the chaos!
News Milk: The Trump Admin's Creamy Handshake to White Nationalism? rump's America: Milk ads as white power symbols? White nationalists chug dairy to flex "superior genes," while 65% of humans laugh from the bathroom. Hilarious how a $3 jug proves your "purity" amid ICE raids. Peak absurdity!
News Trigger Warning: This Is Going to Enrage You – ICE Agent Shoots Minnesota Mom at Point‑Blank Range as 911 Transcripts and Videos Expose the Harrowing Final Minutes of Renee Good’s Life Trigger Warning: ICE agent Jonathan Ross shoots Renee Good, 37yo MN mom of 3, point-blank in her SUV. 911 calls capture screams, blood, chaos as she bleeds out. Transcripts/videos reveal fury: "F**king bitch." Unjustified? Docs say yes.
News Minneapolis ICE Raids 2026: Shooting, Protests & Community Fightback – What’s Really Happening Minneapolis ICE Raids 2026: Chaos erupts after fatal shooting of Renee Good. 2,000 agents raid immigrant neighborhoods, sparking daily protests, school fears, and community resistance with whistles and locked doors. Fact-checking viral claims amid national outrage.
News FAFO Tribunal 2.0: Ro Khanna’s ICE Dashboard and the Digital Nuremberg Ro Khanna’s ICE Dashboard is basically the Nuremberg Trials run by Reddit mods. The verdicts? Savage, searchable, and slightly petty.
News TikTok Spies on Your Grindr Swipes: When Will China Spill the GOP Tea? TikTok's caught tracking Grindr use via sneaky third-party tools—exposing shopping & sex lives. Chinese data grab? Perfect ammo for outing closet Republicans. Privacy scandal or political powder keg?
News Trump, Denmark and the Day America Landed on a NATO Threat List Denmark has taken the unprecedented step of labeling the United States under Donald Trump a potential security risk, raising urgent questions about NATO’s future, America First politics, and how Greenland and the Arctic are reshaping Europe’s security landscape.
News It’s like Scooby-Doo unmasking villains: “And I would’ve gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for Musk’s dumb transparency feature!” The U.S. government has been screaming for years that foreign disinformation is everywhere, and Elon Musk just accidentally proved them right by flipping a switch on X.
Activism Humanitarian Government An Urgent Issue, An Urgent Response Requested We have an issue in the US. A huge issue. Calls for violence toward those who do not think, behave, or act the same. Especially in Politics. This is a discussion of recent event.
News 🚨 The Trump Family’s Global Crypto Cash Machine 🚨 The Trump family has turned the presidency into a global crypto‑fundraising engine—selling tokens, minting meme‑coins, courting overseas investors, and leveraging every brand asset they own.
Activism Who’s Fighting Back? A Deep Dive into the Litigation Tracker Monitoring Legal Challenges to the Trump Administration Who’s Fighting Back? A Deep Dive into the Litigation Tracker Monitoring Legal Challenges to the Trump Administration
Activism EXPOSE: “Serve‑and‑Pay” – How the Pentagon’s Shutdown Turns Soldiers Into Unpaid Tenants When the Uniform Becomes a Prison‑Uniform: How an Administration Forces Soldiers to Work for Free While Their Paychecks Vanish
Commentary Be prepared - surveillance, financial cutoff, social and professional exile Labeling peaceful protesters as terrorists is the bureaucratic equivalent of dropping a stink bomb.
News Unconfirmed Report? We can neither confirm nor deny the validity of this report, but it looks like Belarus has information about the president.
Activism Slavery Remembrance Day Program Canceled Amid Washington, D.C. Militarization How do communities remember painful histories when public space feels militarized or inaccessible?
News Breaking News: Alaska Summit Sources close to the Kremlin hint at a more... intimate experience for Trump. "Putin has a special surprise in store for Trump," said a high-ranking official. "Let's just say it involves a lot of 'drinking' and not much 'talking'."
Activism Analysis of the American Accountability Foundation They have neatly aligned themselves with a bunch of self-serving pedophiles. So it makes you wonder. Are they also in the Epstein files?
Commentary Yitz Friedmann - AAF Friedmann cherry-picks moments that serve his ideological brand, then touts them as proof that any deviation from “America First” catastrophically endangers lives.
Satire Hegseth Interpreted for the Sober Impaired As you know, many of us at Whiskey Leaks and Sons of Liberty are veterans. Even more of us speak fluent drunkenese. We took it upon ourselves to provide this service to anyone who had trouble making sense of Secretary Hegseth's speech yesterday.
Video Have you ever wondered how much Trump's golfing costs you? With thanks to our friend, ColdEngine
DHS Introducing Thomas Fugate, Your Antiterrorism Expert at the Department of Homeland Security Meet the new face of national security leadership: Thomas Fugate, age 22, whose meteoric rise has left even seasoned counterterrorism experts scratching their heads. In this satirical exposé, we take a closer look at Fugate’s impressive credentials—ranging from grocery store assistant to Model United Nations secretary general—culminating
