CLASSIFIED INTELLIGENCE REPORT Subject: Operation “Paul is Dead” Date: 15 July 2020 Security Level: TOP SECRET // NOFORN // ABSOLUTELY NOT FOR YOUR EYES Distribution: EYES ONLY

Serves: The whole base (but results may vary) Ingredients: • 1 Whole “Tough Guy” Chicken (preferably pre-marinated in bravado, but actually quite sensitive) • A Handful of