Commentary

This Is One Hell of a Quiet Coup

The Supreme Court just pulled a move that feels like a magic trick—except the rabbit they yanked from the hat is the power to blow up an

Priceless

A Sarcastic Tour of Trump’s Price Tag Wonderland Thank you all for joining this totally-not-elitist shopping spree through the Trump merch universe, where wallets go to cry

A message for Maga defectors

“This isn’t what I voted for.” Stop. This is exactly what you voted for. The left told you what he was gonna do. Kamala told you what

We have to fight harder!

We’re in 1930s Germany, and we aren’t learning from the German resistance that we need to move faster and more forcefully. When I say forcefully, I

Gatekeepers and Grandstanding: Welcome to Alligator Alcatraz

The “Big Beautiful Bill” Punishes American Car Owners—A Fox News-Style Spin

Alright folks, let’s have a little fun and channel our inner Fox News anchor—because if they can spin, so can I. I’m intentionally giving you

Hybrid Warfare: You need to know what is happening and why

Q: What the fuck is “hybrid warfare”? Hybrid warfare is a dirty, sneaky way to fuck with a country without rolling tanks across its border. It’s a

Illiberal Democracy: What it is and why you should care

Q: What the hell is an “illiberal democracy”? An illiberal democracy is a political system that pretends to be a democracy but is rotten at the core. Sure,

More Bullshit from an Unqualified SECDEF: Institutionalized Racism is Back

The Pentagon’s new Army shaving policy is a disgraceful regression, plain and simple—a bureaucratic maneuver that targets Black men under the pretense of “standards” while reinforcing

FAQ: Christian Nationalism—A No-Bullshit Guide: What the hell is Christian nationalism, anyway?

Christian nationalism is the idea that the United States is, was, and must remain a “Christian nation”—not just in culture, but in law and government. This isn’

Gabbard flip flopped again.

Tulsi Gabbard’s latest reversal on Iran’s nuclear capabilities is just the latest in a long pattern of inconsistency and opportunism that should deeply concern anyone who

Chickenhawks 2025: Fox and Friends Edition

Ready to do your patriotic duty? Enlist your family to fight in Iran—because someone’s got to protect freedom, and it sure as hell isn’t going