Satire
Intercepted Email from IKEA to Vice President Vance
We are attempting to determine the authenticity of this letter. We believe it is satire.
04 Dec 2025
1 min read
Recent Dispatches
Satire
Commentary
Humanitarian Government-DC National Guard Shooting and predictable but unforeseen actions
Where do things become one persons fault or another? Or is there such a thing as a perfect storm of circumstances? #government #governmental opinion #military#social systems #US commentary #US government #immigration
02 Dec 2025
13 min read
Commentary
Hegseth’s Bloodlust at Sea: War Crimes in the Caribbean?
Do you want to make a difference? Let Congress know what you think about SECDEF Hegseth's actions of late.
02 Dec 2025
2 min read
Satire
Presidential MRI: 10/10/2025
This is likely satire, but you never know. Stranger things have happened.
02 Dec 2025
1 min read
Commentary
Flags at Half-Staff: Priorities in Question
Trump ordered flags half-staff for podcaster Charlie Kirk’s death, but none for WV National Guard Spc. Sarah Beckstrom (died Nov 27) or SSG Andrew Wolfe (critical) after D.C. ambush. Why no fed honor for troops in controversial peacetime deployment?
30 Nov 2025
1 min read
Commentary
The Autopen Hypocrisy: Trump’s War on Biden’s Ghost Signatures—While His Own Pen Runs on Batteries
Trump blasts Biden for using the autopen to sign official documents—then admits he uses it too. Here’s the irony, the history, and the legal truth behind the pen fight.
29 Nov 2025
2 min read
Commentary
Guard‑ians of the Guard”: When the DC Police End Up Protecting the National Guard
Police protecting the Guard – Because nothing says “we trust you” like handing over your own safety to the people who usually give you a ticket for jaywalking.
28 Nov 2025
3 min read
Activism
Silence Is the Price: HR 867 Would Jail You for Boycotting
It’s time to let Congress know we’re still paying attention.
28 Nov 2025
1 min read
News
It’s like Scooby-Doo unmasking villains: “And I would’ve gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for Musk’s dumb transparency feature!”
The U.S. government has been screaming for years that foreign disinformation is everywhere, and Elon Musk just accidentally proved them right by flipping a switch on X.
26 Nov 2025
2 min read
Activism
Humanitarian Government An Urgent Issue, An Urgent Response Requested
We have an issue in the US. A huge issue. Calls for violence toward those who do not think, behave, or act the same. Especially in Politics. This is a discussion of recent event.
25 Nov 2025
8 min read
Commentary
MAGA Influencers on X Based Outside the U.S.
We all knew that this was a thing. Thank you Elon for proving it. Even though you thought it would "expose the left". Dumbass
25 Nov 2025
1 min read
Veterans
The Idiot’s Almanac: Pete Kegsbreath’s Greatest Hits
Some people leave behind legacies of wisdom, innovation, or courage. Pete Kegsbreath leaves behind… quotes. Quotes so baffling, so cosmically idiotic, they deserve their own museum wing. Welcome to the roast.
25 Nov 2025
1 min read