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Whiskey Leaks

Resist fascism and authoritarian rule.

Est. in the ruins of accountability Unclassified // For Immediate Mockery

Recent Dispatches

Pete Hegseth: Bathroom Warrior Satire

Pete Hegseth: Bathroom Warrior

Nothing makes you feel prouder to be a veteran than knowing our military latrines are safe from predators. That is, unless, they're in the current administration.

25 Jul 2025 1 min read
We have a longer fight ahead than we think

We have a longer fight ahead than we think

The fight doesn't end with Trump, my friends. This fight goes much deeper than just getting him out, or winning the midterms, or winning the presidency

20 Jul 2025 3 min read
El Pendejo Grande: Convenient Amnesia Satire

El Pendejo Grande: Convenient Amnesia

A vain tycoon with “perfect” hair fumbles secrets and scandals after his old pal Epstein vanishes. Memory lapses, wild lies, and comic cover-ups bring chaos to Mar-a-Lago’s

16 Jul 2025 1 min read
Priceless Commentary

Priceless

A Sarcastic Tour of Trump’s Price Tag Wonderland Thank you all for joining this totally-not-elitist shopping spree through the Trump merch universe, where wallets go to cry

16 Jul 2025 1 min read