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Soros Masterpiece - Fifth in Line and Fabulous Commentary

Soros Masterpiece - Fifth in Line and Fabulous

There’s a neat irony in his path: the same résumé that makes conspiracy theorists point at Soros as a shadowy puppet master now reads as a credential for running parts of U.S. fiscal policy under a president who once denounced Soros.

27 Oct 2025 2 min read
The Military is Hurting Commentary

The Military is Hurting

Military life between coffee break and skincare The unit lines up at 05:00, eats breakfast, and spends the meal wondering whether payday will arrive on time. Budget

27 Oct 2025 1 min read
Album Drop: "Metal Up the Admins' Asses" Activism

Album Drop: "Metal Up the Admins' Asses"

This release includes 10 tracks, inspired by classic metal from the 80s and 90s. Each track is focused on a member of the current a̶d̶m̶i̶n̶i̶s̶t̶r̶a̶t̶i̶o̶n̶ regime; some of them drop the names, some don't. That's the fun part.

20 Oct 2025 1 min read
Take a Stand: Activism

Take a Stand:

It is this overwhelming unanimous support for the vision our The Founders and our interest in preserving what remains, that makes our unity IMPREGNABLE.

18 Oct 2025 1 min read