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Satire
Fight for Lindsey Graham! He won't fight, but you will. Haunted by his own skeletons, he craves distant wars. Enlist now—strike random nations for his redemption. Nudge nudge, wink wink.
Activism
Casey Means’ Surgeon General nomination is a raw milk, anti-vax disaster in HELP Committee. No MD experience, questions vaccines & birth control—endangers women/kids. Copy letter below, contact YOUR senators NOW. Get off asses, fight for real public health! Oppose her confirmation.
Satire
Leaked photos spark wild claim: VP JD Vance is John Wayne Gacy’s secret son! Jawline matches fuel memes, despite geneticist Dr. Emily Wilson’s debunk: “Amateur hour.” But in 2026, deepfakes rule, but who cares? White House snores as Vance eyes Hillbilly Elegy 2: Crawl Space.
Satire
Residents of Greenland were left puzzled this morning after the arrival of a U.S. Navy Support Ship bearing what officials described as “standard humanitarian supplies,” consisting entirely of ibuprofen tablets, bottled water, and neatly rolled pairs of socks.
Commentary
If you look at your life, think of what you are. A person? Individualistic and unique? Or are you a commodity in Big Tech/Biz? This explores that thinking. #economics #government #US opinion #US commentary #multiple entry
Daily News
SCOTUS torches Trump’s global tariff stunt but greenlights his fast‑track deportation machine, while his “Board of Peace” doubles as a 10‑day Iran war clock and Cuba’s blackout crisis deepens under a U.S. oil choke. 20 February at The Daily Schtick: World News, Our Style.
Daily News
Judges slap Trump’s deportation machine for ignoring 50+ court orders. B-2s flex at Iran amid Geneva talks, “Board of Peace” meets under Gaza blockade, Putin blasts Cuba oil squeeze, and no, Trump didn’t shit his pants on live TV—pure meme fuel. 18-19 Feb at The Daily Schtick: World News, Our Style.
Activism
The VA just dropped a bombshell interim final rule that threatens to gut disability benefits for over 6 million veterans.
Daily News
DHS is partly shut while ICE still runs, Trump rattles B‑2s at Iran, Discord turns chat into an ID checkpoint with age scans and profiling, and Europe reels from Navalny’s frog‑poison assassination twist. February 17th at The Daily Schtick: World News, Our Style.
Daily News
Discord is turning “gamer chat” into a biometric checkpoint: global ID uploads, face scans, and a third‑party verifier bankrolled by Peter Thiel, co‑founder of Palantir. Anonymity dies, surveillance wins. February 17th at The Daily Schtick: World News, Our Style.
Daily News
F*ck Donald J. Trump for treating a child-rape dossier like a PR problem; f*ck MAGA for worshipping a man whose name is woven through those pages like mold; and f*ck ICE for serving as his street-level terror squad while the real monsters travel first-class.
Daily News
The Trump White House spends Valentine’s Eve getting dumped by the courts, ICE panics at being filmed, tech stocks ghost small investors, and Epstein‑tainted elites speed‑run reputation rehab. February 13th at The Daily Schtick: World News, Our Style.