Court‑Orders, Oil Blockades & the Mythical Presidential Pants Explosion – 19 February 2026 Edition

Judges slap Trump’s deportation machine for ignoring 50+ court orders. B-2s flex at Iran amid Geneva talks, “Board of Peace” meets under Gaza blockade, Putin blasts Cuba oil squeeze, and no, Trump didn’t shit his pants on live TV—pure meme fuel. 18-19 Feb at The Daily Schtick: World News, Our Style.

Court‑Orders, Oil Blockades & the Mythical Presidential Pants Explosion – 19 February 2026 Edition

Yes, I fucking forgot to post the news yesterday. So I am doing a wrap-up for the 18th and 19th of February. I'm sure it will be relfected in my paycheck from Soros.


18 February 2026 – Courts vs. the Deportation Machine

Federal judges are openly losing patience with Trump’s second‑term immigration dragnet. A court‑ordered review in New Jersey found the administration blew through more than 50 judicial directives in detention cases—moving or deporting people after judges said “don’t,” then pretending it was a paperwork oops. Nationwide, judges are hauling officials into court and threatening contempt because the White House treats injunctions as suggestions.

Abroad, the U.S. is bombing boats again—dozens of known strikes near Latin America since September, killing scores of people, all without anything resembling due process. At the same time, U.S. and Iranian negotiators circle each other in Geneva, agreeing on “guiding principles” for a nuclear deal while Tehran briefly closes parts of the Strait of Hormuz to remind everyone who controls a big chunk of global oil flow.


19 February 2026 – Board of Peace, Blockades and Bad Optics

Trump’s big showpiece is a meeting of his so‑called “Board of Peace” in Washington, where he’s trying to brand himself as regional conflict whisperer while still starving Gaza and green‑lighting Israeli strikes. The same presidency just got called out, again, for ignoring court orders in immigration cases, but now wants a photo‑op about international law and stability.

Russia’s Vladimir Putin used the moment to slam Trump’s oil blockade on Cuba, calling it unacceptable and accusing Washington of waging economic war on Havana. So the U.S. is lecturing the world on peace through a blockade, while Moscow cashes in on being the one yelling “bullshit” from the sidelines.


Pants Rumors: The Sequel That Wasn’t

The viral “he pooped his pants” narrative comes from a late‑January Oval Office event that ended abruptly, spawning sarcastic posts from activists and a wave of clickbait headlines. Since then, the internet has turned it into an ongoing gag, but follow‑up coverage makes it clear this is rumor, mockery, and meme‑fodder—not a confirmed repeat incident in mid‑February.

If anything, the only thing Trump reliably soils in public is the rule of law: over a hundred cases against his administration have already produced injunctions or limits on his agenda, with hundreds more still grinding through the courts.

Although, it is rumored that he has this oder to him. I don't want to get close enough to find out.


Today’s Schtick

So for 18–19 February: judges are done watching the administration ghost their orders, Latin America gets drone‑struck while Geneva hosts peace cosplay, Trump convenes a “Board of Peace” under a banner of blockades and bombings, Putin plays the anti‑sanctions populist, and the presidential pants lore stays in the realm of memes, not medical reports.

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