Daily News The Daily Schtick: Epstein Files Explode, Dollar Implodes – January 31, 2026 Edition The Daily Schtick: Epstein Bombshells Bury Elites – DOJ drops 3M+ pages of files, exposing Trump rape claims, Musk's island party begs, Lutnick visits, Clinton dodges. Dollar crashes further amid tariff chaos. Scandals > shutdowns > cyber fails. Elite alibis? Vaporized.
Daily News The Daily Schtick: Dollar Dives, Drama Soars” – January 30, 2026 Edition Dollar crashes 5.2% to 3-year low amid Trump tariffs, Fed inaction, and cyber leaks. Shutdown looms over ICE fights, ChatGPT owns U.S. secrets, markets tank 1,800 pts. Trump calls it "STRONGEST EVER." America: from reserve currency to reality TV punchline.
Daily News The Daily Schtick: ChatGPT Gets Top-Secret Glow-Up – January 29, 2026 Update The Daily Schtick skewers a spectacular cyber‑fail: America’s top cybersecurity chief accidentally uploads classified infrastructure secrets to public ChatGPT, turning a national security briefing into open‑mic night for hackers and leaving Congress, Trump, and the internet in meltdown.
Daily News The Daily Schtick: Shutdowns, Showdowns, and Schtick – January 29, 2026 Congress eyes shutdown over ICE reform after deadly Minneapolis raids, Trump threatens Iran again while tariffing South Korea, Obamacare enrollment crashes, and winter storms keep the chaos frosty. Same planet, new meltdown—The Daily Schtick style!
News The Daily Schtick: World News, F*ck Trump, F*ck ICE” – January 28, 2026 Edition Winter storms freeze the U.S. while Trump calls the economy “booming,” Iran gets another nuclear ultimatum, immigration crackdowns spark outrage, the Fed resists rate cuts, and the Doomsday Clock ticks closer to midnight—because apparently normal news isn’t stressful enough.
Activism America’s New Normal: Guns, Grievance, and the Gospel of Hypocrisy A darkly satirical look at Trump’s America — where “freedom” wears body armor, ICE runs wild with billions more in funding, and gun-toting hypocrisy rules the streets. The Fam of Liberty rises to reclaim true self-defense and dissent.
News Shutdown Showdown: ICE Shooting Alex Pretti Threatens Troops' Pay, Furloughs 800k+ & Trump's Insurrection Act Chaos ICE shooting of nurse Alex Pretti risks derailing H.R.7148 budget, threatening gov shutdown Jan 31. Trump eyes Insurrection Act as troops face unpaid duty vs. citizens; 1M furloughed. Clown show governance: killings, chaos, empty paychecks.
Activism Killing of Alex Pretti Alex Pretti, 37-year-old Minneapolis VA ICU nurse, was shot dead by Border Patrol on Jan 24, 2026, while filming. Lawful concealed carry holder, no criminal record. Videos: phone in hand, pepper-sprayed, pinned, killed.
Commentary Enough! SA Brownshirts vs. Today’s ICE The Sturmabteilung (SA), or Brownshirts, were Nazi Germany’s street thugs. Comparing them to ICE reveals uncomfortable parallels in intimidation tactics.
News Featured BitLocker Betrayal: How Microsoft Snitched to the FBI (and How to Actually Encrypt Your Stuff) Microsoft just handed FBI your BitLocker keys like a bad Tinder date spilling secrets. Trusting Redmond with encryption? LOL no. Ditch the backdoors for VeraCrypt & LUKS—open-source shields that won't snitch. Encrypt right, stay private, laugh at the chaos!
79-Year-Old Trump vs. Reality: Davos Meltdown, Greenland Obsession, and Why It’s Time for the 25th Amendment 79yo Trump at Davos: "We owned Greenland & gave it back!" Reality: Nope, never did. Now he's threatening NATO, freezing EU trade deals, and spiraling into delusion. Time for impeachment or 25th Amendment—before Grandpa annexes your fridge. Cognitive decline or just peak chaos?
News Milk: The Trump Admin's Creamy Handshake to White Nationalism? rump's America: Milk ads as white power symbols? White nationalists chug dairy to flex "superior genes," while 65% of humans laugh from the bathroom. Hilarious how a $3 jug proves your "purity" amid ICE raids. Peak absurdity!
News Trigger Warning: This Is Going to Enrage You – ICE Agent Shoots Minnesota Mom at Point‑Blank Range as 911 Transcripts and Videos Expose the Harrowing Final Minutes of Renee Good’s Life Trigger Warning: ICE agent Jonathan Ross shoots Renee Good, 37yo MN mom of 3, point-blank in her SUV. 911 calls capture screams, blood, chaos as she bleeds out. Transcripts/videos reveal fury: "F**king bitch." Unjustified? Docs say yes.
Activism Major Richard Star Act The Major Richard Star Act would fix this unfair treatment. But right now, the bill cannot move forward unless Congress takes the next step.
News Minneapolis ICE Raids 2026: Shooting, Protests & Community Fightback – What’s Really Happening Minneapolis ICE Raids 2026: Chaos erupts after fatal shooting of Renee Good. 2,000 agents raid immigrant neighborhoods, sparking daily protests, school fears, and community resistance with whistles and locked doors. Fact-checking viral claims amid national outrage.
Commentary POTUS and the Eternal Reek: A Field Guide to the Empire of Stench A crumbling empire chokes on its own stench as the President drifts through halls clogged with corruption, propaganda, and culture‑war rot. Beneath the chandeliers, the nation exhales decay while flags flutter brightly over the mounting ruin.
Activism Empowering Voters: How You Can Help Friends Overcome Excuses and Show Up on Election Day Help busy friends and family vote by turning Election Day into a simple, planned appointment. Offer rides, childcare, and reminders so packed schedules no longer keep their voices out of the polls.
News FAFO Tribunal 2.0: Ro Khanna’s ICE Dashboard and the Digital Nuremberg Ro Khanna’s ICE Dashboard is basically the Nuremberg Trials run by Reddit mods. The verdicts? Savage, searchable, and slightly petty.
News TikTok Spies on Your Grindr Swipes: When Will China Spill the GOP Tea? TikTok's caught tracking Grindr use via sneaky third-party tools—exposing shopping & sex lives. Chinese data grab? Perfect ammo for outing closet Republicans. Privacy scandal or political powder keg?
News Trump, Denmark and the Day America Landed on a NATO Threat List Denmark has taken the unprecedented step of labeling the United States under Donald Trump a potential security risk, raising urgent questions about NATO’s future, America First politics, and how Greenland and the Arctic are reshaping Europe’s security landscape.
Commentary The Autopen Hypocrisy: Trump’s War on Biden’s Ghost Signatures—While His Own Pen Runs on Batteries Trump blasts Biden for using the autopen to sign official documents—then admits he uses it too. Here’s the irony, the history, and the legal truth behind the pen fight.
Commentary Guard‑ians of the Guard”: When the DC Police End Up Protecting the National Guard Police protecting the Guard – Because nothing says “we trust you” like handing over your own safety to the people who usually give you a ticket for jaywalking.
News It’s like Scooby-Doo unmasking villains: “And I would’ve gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for Musk’s dumb transparency feature!” The U.S. government has been screaming for years that foreign disinformation is everywhere, and Elon Musk just accidentally proved them right by flipping a switch on X.
Commentary MAGA Influencers on X Based Outside the U.S. We all knew that this was a thing. Thank you Elon for proving it. Even though you thought it would "expose the left". Dumbass
