Charles U. Farley

"Leaked" Video from Russia?

We think this is likely satire, but with the amount of conspiracy theories floating around....well, you can decide for yourself.

Hybrid Warfare: You need to know what is happening and why

Q: What the fuck is “hybrid warfare”? Hybrid warfare is a dirty, sneaky way to fuck with a country without rolling tanks across its border. It’s a

Illiberal Democracy: What it is and why you should care

Q: What the hell is an “illiberal democracy”? An illiberal democracy is a political system that pretends to be a democracy but is rotten at the core. Sure,

BEHOLD: THE SOFA MESSENGER

More Bullshit from an Unqualified SECDEF: Institutionalized Racism is Back

The Pentagon’s new Army shaving policy is a disgraceful regression, plain and simple—a bureaucratic maneuver that targets Black men under the pretense of “standards” while reinforcing

Hegseth Interpreted for the Sober Impaired

As you know, many of us at Whiskey Leaks and Sons of Liberty are veterans. Even more of us speak fluent drunkenese. We took it upon ourselves to

FAQ: Christian Nationalism—A No-Bullshit Guide: What the hell is Christian nationalism, anyway?

Christian nationalism is the idea that the United States is, was, and must remain a “Christian nation”—not just in culture, but in law and government. This isn’

Have you ever wondered how much Trump's golfing costs you?

With thanks to our friend, ColdEngine

Where are Chuck Schumer's Balls?

This satirical cartoon isn’t about undermining Chuck Schumer—in fact, I respect the man. But as someone who is deeply concerned about the direction President Trump is

Introducing Thomas Fugate, Your Antiterrorism Expert at the Department of Homeland Security

Meet the new face of national security leadership: Thomas Fugate, age 22, whose meteoric rise has left even seasoned counterterrorism experts scratching their heads. In this satirical exposé,

Gabbard flip flopped again.

Tulsi Gabbard’s latest reversal on Iran’s nuclear capabilities is just the latest in a long pattern of inconsistency and opportunism that should deeply concern anyone who

Chickenhawks 2025: Fox and Friends Edition

Ready to do your patriotic duty? Enlist your family to fight in Iran—because someone’s got to protect freedom, and it sure as hell isn’t going