Activism
Your SoL Admins Want YOU To Contact Congress. (Again.)
We need your help. Please click on the link and follow the instructions we've provided. It couldn't be easier. - Admin E-Lo/ExSquid
17 Mar 2026
5 min read
Charles U. Farley
Their Dispatches
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Satire
Satire
SUPER BREAKING OIL NEWS!!!
#satire According to very respected Western outlet BBC, White House of Premier Trump is changing sanctions and tariffs around Russian oil, making more barrels go to market but also making world markets dance like drunk cosmonaut.
17 Mar 2026
4 min read
Satire
HISTORIC ANNOUNCEMENT
#satire Premier Trump with great success! We salute him.
16 Mar 2026
3 min read
Satire
Putin Helps Khamenei
"President Vladimir Putin has reportedly dispatched a fleet of MiG-69 "Medical Angels" to Tehran to airlift Iran's freshly minted Supreme Leader, Mojtaba Khamenei, for what sources call "top-secret leg surgery."
16 Mar 2026
2 min read
Satire
#satire Let’s take this time to celebrate Erika Kirk’s qualifications.
UNCLASSIFIED // FOR IMMEDIATE PHOTO OPPORTUNITY // DISTRIBUTION: LOYALISTS ONLY QUALIFICATIONS OPTIONAL Per Executive Order No. MAGA-2026-∞ United States Dept. of Performative Patriotism ★ Est. 2025 ★ FORM DD-404-B | REV. MARCH 2026
10 Mar 2026
8 min read
Satire
With War in Iran Dominating the News Cycle, We'd Like to Help Some Communities in Need
#Iran We, the Staff of the Whiskey Leaks Team, would like to take this opportunity to help out a few groups in need in this stressful time.
09 Mar 2026
2 min read
Activism
Senator Ron Johnson of Wisconsin is blocking the Star Act - Let him know how you feel
Tell Ron Johnson to get off his ass and stop blocking the Star Act.
08 Mar 2026
3 min read
Satire
Enlist Now: The Battle Cry for Lindsey's Honor
Fight for Lindsey Graham! He won't fight, but you will. Haunted by his own skeletons, he craves distant wars. Enlist now—strike random nations for his redemption. Nudge nudge, wink wink.
02 Mar 2026
2 min read
Activism
Want to make the Senate's life miserable and stop a quack from endangering public health?
Casey Means’ Surgeon General nomination is a raw milk, anti-vax disaster in HELP Committee. No MD experience, questions vaccines & birth control—endangers women/kids. Copy letter below, contact YOUR senators NOW. Get off asses, fight for real public health! Oppose her confirmation.
28 Feb 2026
2 min read
Satire
Breaking: DNA Drama or Gacy Gimmick? JD Vance’s “Family Ties” Spark Outrage
Leaked photos spark wild claim: VP JD Vance is John Wayne Gacy’s secret son! Jawline matches fuel memes, despite geneticist Dr. Emily Wilson’s debunk: “Amateur hour.” But in 2026, deepfakes rule, but who cares? White House snores as Vance eyes Hillbilly Elegy 2: Crawl Space.
25 Feb 2026
1 min read
Satire
GREENLAND — CONFUSED BY U.S. NAVY DELIVERY OF NOTHING BUT MOTRIN, WATER, AND FRESH SOCKS
Residents of Greenland were left puzzled this morning after the arrival of a U.S. Navy Support Ship bearing what officials described as “standard humanitarian supplies,” consisting entirely of ibuprofen tablets, bottled water, and neatly rolled pairs of socks.
23 Feb 2026
1 min read