Resist fascism and authoritarian rule.
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#hhs Long-term survival following vaccination remains unconfirmed, and investigators warn that the final mortality figures may not be known for decades.
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#hegseth Failing to plan is planning to fail. - Admin ExSquid
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#wisconsin Would you rather get most of what you want or lose everything you have?
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#hhs A groundbreaking new study finds that childhood vaccination may be improved by making it slower, less convenient, and considerably harder to finish. Researchers call the resulting missed appointments “natural immunity opportunities.”
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#dineshdsouza Researchers Eliminate Archaeology’s Remaining Uncertainty by Removing Archaeologists”
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Neutral isn't a side. Lead, follow, or get the hell out of the way.
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#hhs We evaluated 56 post-mortem subjects discovered under conditions profoundly incompatible with conventional refrigeration, sanitation, or common sense.
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#bluepill Crenshaw has a history of being a blue falcon. Just saying.
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#hhs After adjusting for humidity, patriotism, citrus consumption, and the number of decorative flamingos per household, armadillo proximity was associated with a 312% increase in historical authenticity (p = 0.97).
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#hhs This study examines whether repeated invocation of the Fifth Amendment can be explained by civic spinal misalignment rather than legal risk.
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#hhs A landmark study finds black lung may be America’s most efficient carbon-capture program, provided nobody asks what happened to the miners storing the coal and silica. :::
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#hhs This study has not been funding by the Trump administration, but its findings have been put to good use.